If you could ask God 3 questions...

This reminds me of the Interview with God video that I have seen on Youtube.

You guys should really see this even if you're not religious like myself.


www.youtube.com...

my questions:

1. what are you doing?
2. are you all that is?
3 if reality is your dream, what will happen when you wake up?

Why only 3 questions????

Pretty simple,

1. God, how come you didn't give me a 12 inch penis???

2. God, what's the deal with getting sick???

3. God, that's your best answer for not giving me a 12 inch penis??

Who cares who shot jfk??

Another joke

I wouldnt ask him anything....

I'd thank him/her/it/almighty for not being here to answer my questions forcing me to venture outwards within my realm for answers....

For something learnt on your own is going to be that much more understandable....

I'd only have one thing to say....... " You got a light...... "

1. Why do we have to watch our loved one's die? Why do we have to die at all?

2. Jesus said He would come back. After 2,000 years why are we still waiting?

3. Why can't we sit down with God and have a one to one ie speak to God like i can speak to my friends etc? Would He be ok if i met up in my local pub (Harp And Angel!! :lol

There are other questions but that is for me and Him to discuss privately !!

Having the chance at knowing the mysteries of existence I have to say most of this thread is shallow and petty.

I would ask; is there a finitely small particle of matter or is everything pure energy? and conversely is there a finite point of space where matter ends?

Does our consciences, (assuming it exists) have any effect on our future consequences?

Is thought validation of existence and if so does thought need a body to continue? (Just a more specific version of 'why are we here?).

What are you?
Where are you?
Why are you?


I think it/he/she would be cool with being asked that, and if it/he/she tried to give some crummy one sentence answer, it'd/he'd/she'd be cool enough to take a little hounding for a more indepth answer given the circumstances.

1. Why are the violent, the children of Beelzebub, and the dogs allowed to take the kingdom of heaven when your word says that it is the meek who are to inherit the kingdom?

2. Why didn’t you make a place for the son of man to lay his head?

3. How can people serve you if they are under mind control?

Kids always ask the best questions. So God....

How old are you?
What's your real name?
And will your mom let you come over and play Wii?

1) Who is your daddy and what does he do?

2) May you grant me ultimate power?

If I get a no response, I will ask..

3a) Then why did you give it to Chuck Norris?

If I get a yes response, I will ask..

3b) Why do you want humans to believe in you without giving them proof, then punish them for being logical?

The questions I would ask honestly:

1) God, why wasn't I born with super powers?

2) Can you turn me into a ninja?

3) Can I turn this last question into a wish?...Oh crap

reply to post by tomfrusso

3. God, that's your best answer for not giving me a 12 inch penis??

Answer: He did that so you wouldn't get it caught up in your fly. He doesn't want his children hurt.

Ok, i don't believe in god at all, but i can't say i know everything, so i could be wrong....so saying there is... lol

1/ How come you could make the whole universe and everything in it, out of nothing, but yet had to make "adam" out of dust, and THEN go as far as taking one of poor adams ribs to make eve? Whats the need of this?

2/ Presuming at least 1 off the 400+ former goverment, air pilots, astranouts and the million + people claiming to be abucted, etc were right about Alien visitation (they must be out there, but even if they aren't visiting, It's quite silly to say they arn't with the universe being so big and unexplored). Do other Intellegent Civilliastions "worship" or believe in you? If so, did you make a virgin extra-terrestrial give birth to a alien "jesus" on each or any other planet harbouring intellegent ET?

3/ If your so omnipetent, powerul, awsome and can do anything, how come the only so called evidence of you even existing is a 2000 year old book and so called mircles at this concerts meetings? what make you "feel the holy spirit and his power and love" (quote described by two of my mates who are reborn evangilical christians) Edit* Oh and also, if you love us all, how come if we don't believe in you well go to hell?



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reply to post by bknapple32


Where are the 100's of thousands of missing children going each year?

What is the real grey agenda?

How do I turn water into wine?

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1. how do you just sit back and let this cycle btw illusionists and the ignorant continue w/ out losing your cool?


2. why do just sit back and let this cylce btw the illusionists and the ignorant continue to go on so long?


3. no other question ....... just wanted to say i still think you are brilliant

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2. Jesus said He would come back. After 2,000 years why are we still waiting?

Who says he isn't back yet? He could be roaming around and waiting for when he will be revealed. He said he would be back, he didn't say he would make an entrance.

[Edited for Spelling Error]

[edit on 1-7-2008 by UnforgiveableSin]

I got another question and it is finally serious.

Question: Is Life preordained? Do we really have no control over our future?

1. Why do you require....... no...... mandate that we worship you?

2. Are your mistakes divine; Was Atlantis a mistake? (see, I figure God created the semicolon, so therefore God will allow me to squeeze two questions into one. Plus, note that answering this question validates or denys the existance of Atlantis)

3. Is my postulate of the Hubble constant being nearly twice too large correct, and does that mean all that we perceive will eventually collapse backward upon itself?

[edit to change testy, "smack me" question into a more informative one]

[edit on 1-7-2008 by argentus]

just curious, but if you were in the presence of "god" wouldn't that mean you were of god and therefore enlightened by his presence making any questions of your life irrelevant.. i.e. if I meet god, I will surely not be of this makeup but of another, and there for my form will be indistinguishable of god.

1- What are the requirements to become a god?

2- Who is your creator?

3- why did you leave the testicles of males unprotected upon our creation?