If you could ask God 3 questions...

I would ask these 4 questions:

1. Who are we?
2. Where do we come from?
3. Why are we here?
4. Where are we going?

This thread is getting too serious again....


God, why do M&M's melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Why didn't you invent toothpaste before Adam and Eve kissed?
How tall are you?

Originally posted by sos37

Originally posted by mattguy404
reply to post by bknapple32

 

I could probably answer those questions for you:

1. The government

2. The government

3. Yes

I don't know what I'd ask... I think I'd like to leave everything a mystery. Assuming there is a god as you said, we'll probably find out when we check out of this zoo.

Knowledge can be a dangerous thing.

Uh, Mattguy, the topic is about asking God these questions. Please quit pushing your lame beliefs into the context of a topic that clearly doesn't call for them.

What the golly gosh are you talking about? The OP said himself "assuming there is one..."

I don't know if there is or not, and I was simply saying if there was, I'd rather leave it all to be a mystery.

The answers I posted were meant to be light hearted. It's not the religious forum, but if I caused any offense to anyone in some grand way that bites at the heart of their religious beliefs, I whole heartedly apologize.



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1. Do I still have to follow those darn ancient christian ethics in this hard cold modern society?

2. Why do so many devoted followers live pennyless while alot of the non-belivers are financially comfortable.

3. If education is the key to sucess, then why won't anyone keep me employed because I have an I.Q. of 132 and can solve problems they can't?

Originally posted by bknapple32
If you could ask God 3 questions...

1) Where is my cable remote?
2) Why did you make women so moody?
3) How come HBO never shows "Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas" anymore?

reply to post by Incarnated


I like your thread The Taboo Meat (Human).

I've had a right laugh out of that.

Oh, beans - given your other thread, do you mean human beans?

[edit on 1-7-2008 by berenike]

What came before God and Heaven?

Free-will aside, why have you stood by and allowed a simple system of faith to turn into a lustful, greedy, judgementally corrupt, political forum with damnation scare tactics?

Heaven and Hell, Reincarnation, or just poof when you die?

Originally posted by berenike
reply to post by Incarnated

 

I like your thread The Taboo Meat (Human).

I've had a right laugh out of that.

Oh, beans - given your other thread, do you mean human beans?

[edit on 1-7-2008 by berenike]

I believe the best joke for the statement would have run something like this:

You said beans, did you mean fava beans? (popculture refrence)

1. How did the universe began?
2. When will humans become extinct?
3. Wtf are you doin up there when you should be down here healing the chaos you lazy bastard.

reply to post by Incarnated


I like my joke better. (cannibal reference).

But then I will never truly understand what is going on.

[edit on 1-7-2008 by berenike]

This is a good philosophical exercise for those mature enough to appraoch the subject.

There might have been a time when I would have had questions for God, but I have learned that it is not God's plan to make life easy or sensible.

That's my job.

It's everyone's job.

Get busy!

1. What REALLY happened to the Dinosaurs?

2. What is the REAL purpose of human existence?

3. Is there intelligent alien life in the Universe?

[if I could add a bonus 4th question . . .]

4. Will the Miami Dolphins ever win another Superbowl?

From Dogma:
"Jay: What the $&#! does that mean? Has everyone gone $&#!in' nuts? What the $&#! happened to that guy's head? I want some... "



MY questions would probably end up as follows:

1: Could you show me the truth of everything?

2: Can you make that memory go away?!?

3: Can you show me again, but make it a bit more tolerable this time?

1. Why do people believe there is a seperation from everything universal and creative?

2. What exactly will occur in 2012, and around that time period.

3. Why are people terrified of the truth? Seriously, its beyond my comprehension.

1. Was Jesus Christ your son?

2. Why did you select Mary to be the mother of your only begotten son when you had so many other women to choose from?

3. It is written that you allowed your only begotten son to die on the cross for our sins. Was it worth it?

Originally posted by FIFIGI
1. How can I activate all my extraordinary abilities (telepathy, telekinetics...)?
2. How do I make a contact with extraterrestrial beings?
3. How can I travel in time?

[edit on 1-7-2008 by FIFIGI]

I think i can answer your questions.
1. Gene therapy can activate abilities. Biological toggle switches.
You too can become a Jedi.

2. Just wait until 2012. Would you like to live on their planet for
a while? I would.
3. Time travel is possible. All you need a spherical gravity wave
generator. Rotate clockwise - forward in time
Rotate counterclockwise - backward in time
P.S. I think there is an organization that keeps an eye on time
travelers. Pollution of the spacetime continuum is kept to
a minimum.

I've got a couple more.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

How do they get the caramel into the Caramilk bar?

Dear God..


1) Seriously, why only 5 inches?


2) Did you think that allowing the Titanic theme to play that many times was the act of a competent creator?


3) Beetlejuice on the Howard Stearn show...please explain.

Originally posted by garyo1954
Mine:

1. Why couldn't I eat pork?
2. Why don't I get 72 virgins like Mohammed's guys?
3. What compelled you to create this Jesus guy through an immaculate conception when you never needed to do that before?

I can answer this
1 pigs dont sweat well or at all and so toxins stay in the flesh and cause problems for us. You are what you eat.

2. The islam belief was fractured into diff groups by world powers to bring the horseman. Some groups of islam do not believe this. Its like the rapture with christians/catholics/babtist/evangelical...need i go on. The powers that own us since babylon have always attacked religion. if you dont believe me pick up any history book. LET MY PEOPLE GO!

3. Jesus was created by GOD(el) to save us from destruction. Invetro is my guess. GOD(el) is a much higher entity and is closest to what creates and uncreates everything. GOD(el) is tryin to save us from another god of higher being who might even be our ancestors ancient though they may be. Jesus's true message has been distorted first with the council of nissea who used at a weapon to conquer the slaves and the nations of the mediteranian. For we run this world not them...it is off our back that the idle rich eat and drive there yahcts with the illusion that we might some day be able to do the same.

www.oprah.com...

this was brought to light to me today and fits perfectly

Explore the truth in others

GOD = The Divine Spark = All Biology is Physiology; All Physiology is Chemistry; All Chemistry is Math(s); All Math(s) is Energy; All Energy is Frequency(s); All Frequency is Reality; All Reality is Biology; Everything is GOD including you.

Hu(GOD) man(race) look it up...

OH and my 3 questions would be

1. can i be a galaxy?

2. Is there anything tastier than ice cream?

3. Can jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself can not eat of it?

live, love, laugh

not

greed, lust, fear

[edit on 1-7-2008 by daemonicsoul]

Originally posted by Anonymous ATS
1. Was Jesus Christ your son?

2. Why did you select Mary to be the mother of your only begotten son when you had so many other women to choose from?

3. It is written that you allowed your only begotten son to die on the cross for our sins. Was it worth it?

I think i can answer your questions.

1. Yes, God is also known as the spirit father.

2. To put it simply, he had to choose someone. Mary got the mission.

3. Yes, Jesus Christ accomplished his mission. Teach love.
He is still in heaven doing more for us.

[edit on 1-7-2008 by Eurisko2012]