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Fight Club Pub.

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posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 06:53 AM
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Morning Pub....

I bring hot and fresh donuts....



Carrot is bringing coffe later on (because I am still not touching the espresso machine until someone sterilizes it), so help yourselves.

....drops bag on the floor and pays no attention to the rustling or the dark shape that streaks into the shadows....




posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 08:30 AM
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Originally posted by Heike
and then I had to get up at 5:30 this morning to take him to work. Rough hours for an old gal; I'm TIRED!


These women are strange for sure. They want to be called as young, while they themselves acknowledge the fact that they are .......(please read the bold highlighted quote in text, as I dont want to mention that word and get myself into trouble.)



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 08:32 AM
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Makes my mouth water. Too bad that it is on the monitor.

[edit on March 20th, 2009 by peacejet]



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 09:14 AM
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Just thought of a joke I'm typing here quickly before I forget it:

An alien approaches a gondolier in Venice and commands "Take me to your Lido!"



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 09:31 AM
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WAH-WAH-WAH... rim shot!

And I was just telling my husband how funny you are
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j/k ... As a matter of fact there may now be two big dogs on the funny porch now... and one bitch who comes and goes



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 09:39 AM
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That's right, PJ. We reserve the right to call ourselves anything we want when it suits us, but that doesn't give you or anyone else the right to call us that.

Just like the kid who calls his sister every name in the book, but if any other kid calls his sister just one of those names, he's in for a fight.



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 09:49 AM
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*picks up sling-shot and remnants of shot-glass bandolier*

*loads glass*

*takes aim at shadowy thing in corner*

*shoots! shadowy thing falls over *

*grabs doughnut on way over to pick thing up by the tail*

*grimaces when realizing it is still breathing*

* then generously throws it out the front door*



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 09:53 AM
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....shadowy thing plays dead at the front door....

....waits for TWISI to come back inside....

....jumps up, dusts herself off, and darts back in underneath the door....

....hides far away from TWISI while plotting her demise....




posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 09:56 AM
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*stumbles back to feet*

*looks bemused at the world around me*

*rubs bump on head and hopes it was lead crystal and nothing cheap*

*wonders who pulled on the belt of my trench coat*

*returns to pub and wonders who the mysterious lady is with a broad smile*

*realises its half a donut and not a smile at all*

*nods politely and readjusts fedora to jaunty angle*



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 09:57 AM
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*nods as well to my fellow defenestratee*



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 11:23 AM
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If someone beaned you, it wasn't me. Of course it could have been someone who is trying to frame me.

*looks suspiciously at Skep*

Someone who insists on bringing decidedly, definitively banned rodents into the FCP.

SuperC, if you are curious about said rodent, I suggest you go over to DATS. They tolerate it over there...



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 11:25 AM
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What rodent?

Does this place have rats????

Yuck......



Beware, the penguins are coming later. Reconstruction at DATS....it is too loud for them over there so they will be hanging out here this afternoon. They are Ian's buddies, so it shouldn't be a problem.



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 11:25 AM
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...Glares at Sally...



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 11:29 AM
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.....Sally sends a big, cheesy grin to Shock....

She is causing no trouble.

Reconstruction. Noise. It's all cool.....



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 11:31 AM
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Morning Pub...we got into San Angelo at 3am...so I am now just getting some pictures uploaded...most of them though will be used by Ian for a chemtrail thread...


...winks at Sally...



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 11:35 AM
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Umm, I feel like running out to get some now, thing is it would be a 20 mile round trip, for a doughnut? Probably not worth it, Ill just sit here and do fanny exercises instead...

And good morning to you all!~



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 11:36 AM
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...Sally blushes.....

TWISI hit her in the head pretty hard with that shot glass. :shk:



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 12:21 PM
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Update Posted...


Time is of course a relevant factor; will check back in later...



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 01:04 PM
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Finished at last.



posted on Mar, 20 2009 @ 01:18 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Miss you guys.




miss you too :-*




afternoon pubback home from school

and it is the WEEKEND



need a big hot chocolate - i am freezing to hell or what ever!


@skeppy
are there donuts left from the morning?
or do i have to wait until tomorrow when twisi makes the saturday donuts?


lovely to see mem around flirting with sally




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