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Topic started on 29-12-2007 @ 09:53 AM by budski

Pope's exorcist squads will wage war on Satan


www.dailymail.co.uk
The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.

Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult.

They have introduced courses for priests to combat what they call the most extreme form of "Godlessness."

Each bishop is to be told to have in his diocese a number of priests trained to fight demonic possession.
(visit the link for the full news article)


reply posted on 29-12-2007 @ 09:57 AM by OzWeatherman
reply to post by budski



Thanks for posting this, its a hilarious concept

I am just picturing those old fellas wandering around splashing holy water randomly on people, yelling the "power of christ compels you b*tch."

Oh and I like the way you said "unsuspectingly possessed"





reply posted on 29-12-2007 @ 10:12 AM by budski
reply to post by OzWeatherman



Well, I know a few people who may appear possessed, and I'll be warning them to steer clear of men in long black robes carrying holy water, especially if they look as though they've been eating pea soup.

Joking aside though - is this new pope for real?
Perhaps he'd do better to look at why people are leaving the various churches in droves - a couple of millenia of lies and manipulation will do it, I think.



[edit on 29/12/2007 by budski]


reply posted on 29-12-2007 @ 12:29 PM by budski
here's some more from the same article as the OP;

The Vatican is particularly concerned that young people are being exposed to the influence of Satanic sects through rock music and the Internet.

In theory, under the Catholic Church's Canon Law 1172, all priests can perform exorcisms. But in reality only a select few are assigned the task.

Under the law, practitioners must have "piety, knowledge, prudence, and integrity of life."

source

So, the influence of satanic sects through rock music and the internet?
- I've always thought that satan was just another invention of faith - ghosts, demons etc may be something else, but the "devil" is just another scare tactic so the church could exert more social control.

The part about canon law really gets me: practitioners must have "piety, knowledge, prudence, and integrity of life." this pretty much rules out most of the RC church then.

I'm starting to think this pope is as crazy as a loon, and doesn't he just love the limelight!


reply posted on 29-12-2007 @ 02:02 PM by budski
reply to post by Thill





That'll probably be his next headline grabbing idea - "POPE REINSTATES INQUISITION!"
Unfortunately, he'll have to get round health and safety at work.
Although lots of people wandering around shouting "heretic" and "burn the witch" will probably contribute to "GW" and he doesn't seem to want that either.


reply posted on 29-12-2007 @ 02:19 PM by Alxandro
reply to post by LastOutfiniteVoiceEternal



Considering the topic at hand and the hilarious antics you describe leads me to believe this would make a good Jim Carrey or Jack Black movie.

Quick, someone call Hollywood.


reply posted on 29-12-2007 @ 02:53 PM by Alxandro
reply to post by SpeakerofTruth



Take it easy man.
I don't understand why you are so quick to defend the occultists but no one said anything about them being the root. The culprit is actually "the power of negative influences over man" which, I would agree with you, has been around since the beginning of time. This is why you must not blame God, "whatever He or It is", for the actions of its believers.

If the occult floats your boat thats fine I just have enough respect for it to know it is a slippery slope and that messing with it could be extremely dangerous.


reply posted on 29-12-2007 @ 02:58 PM by Johnmike
reply to post by FlyersFan



Wait, so you think it's completely rational for the Catholic Church to do something as silly as this? It looks like nothing but fearmongering. Oh no! "Occult" religions and "godlessness!" Never mind that the majority of Satanism has nothing to do with anything else "occult," but that doesn't stop them from mentioning it.

Satanism! Occult! WE ARE DOOMED!

Oh Christ, give me a break.
(Pun intended)


reply posted on 29-12-2007 @ 03:02 PM by infinite
reply to post by FlyersFan



im sorry but i have to agree with FlyersFan

It's a free world and under UN law, they are entitled to freedom of religion and shouldn't be mocked for doing so.

And I don't think this is targeted at the Anton LeVay Satanism, which most teens are interested in. He is talking about the uber-duper nutters who think the Devil is like a god and worship him
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