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I want fruitcake regulated, something like an ATFF. The purchase must be solely for personal use and is not to be given as a gift.
Because we tend to take ourselves way too seriously, I want the Theory of Gravity not to be taught in public schools.
The song Stairway to Heaven must never be used in any commercial selling burial insurance to baby boomers.
Since the production of widgets has been outsourced to Liechtenstein, will you be willing to force that nation to be the fifty-first state? That way all widgets will continue to be Made in America, with the added benefit of another American ski area.
Lastly, I am a little short of funds at this time, but I offer you my first born son in exchange for allowing me to be Secretary of State and visit every country that can be reached by cruise ship. I promise to spread goodwill and not diseases. Oh, my first born, unlike my second born, needs a job to get him out of the house. Will you have something like, say, Minister of Video Games?
Oh, what does the future first lady have in mind to serve at state dinners?
Sorry, you have to be this butch to run for president.
Originally posted by Excitable_Boy
Operators are standing by...
I can't quite put my finger on it
Originally posted by Beachcoma
All 11 fingers.