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EB if you declare Chikey your running mate you gotz my vote!
EB, if you're going to be a candidate, you need answer questions about some of the issues plaguing our society. For example, what is your position on tuberculosis?
E_B, who will be your replacement for director of the Ministry of Silly Walks? I can walk very silly. I would like to submit my application for this position forth with.
The question of enemas. Will a Federal statute be in place so everyone even the poor can receive a federally approved enema at a proper enema station, whenever they feel one is called for? It's just not right that the only the wealthy can avail themselves of this needed service.
And should all animals in the Lower 48, be required to be painted or at least forced to wear a Tshirt. Animal nudity has become rampant of late and what do you per-pose to do about it?
Is it possible that you may have "bitten off more than you can chew" here?
I know Mr. E_B that these are difficult questions; but don't you as a canidate for the highest office in the land have a responsibility to let the American taxpayer know exactly how you are going to dignify this proud position with the sanctioned corruption and lies.
We stand at the turning point in this era. Can we count on you to keep the media on the right track and keep us informed of Brittany, J_lo, Tupac, and the other proud Americans we have grown to know and love.
God Bless you Excitable Boy, thank you for giving us HOPE!!