Magical Soda Machine Game!

You put in a blank check and you get back Donald Trump's wig combover.

I put in a half-eaten cranberry and walnut bagel...

Yummmmm! Toasted, just like when it comes out of the mini-oven at the dohnut shop!

In goes the guey excess of philly cream cheese!

And out pops a cheesecake....

I put in an empty envelope.....

And out pops the missing 19 minutes of Watergate tape.

Putting that in my pocket to sell to CNN, I insert the leftover chicken nugget my son just spit onto the ground ...

Out pops a gold nugget!!!!!!!! Unfortunately it's fools gold. I look around for the nearest fool and sell him the piece.

He paid me in quarters. I poured the bag in the machine.

You pour in a hefty bag of quarters, and you get back six cans of Big Red and a Mickey Mantle baseball card in mint condition.

I insert my son's worn out Teen Titans comic book...

You get a brand new Power puff girls comic back!!!

I put in an invisible ink pen....

and you get squirted in the face with black ink


I put in an ice cold beer.......

The machine drinks it and tosses the empty can back at you.

I put an alarm clock into the machine. . .

And the machine knocks you in the head with a hammer for waking it up.

I put Paris Hilton's dog in the machine

. . .And the machine starts barking at you

So, I put in a copy of The Idiot's Guide to Dog Training

B.T.W.: why would any self respecting person by a book called The Idiot's Guide?

You put in the book and out comes an idiot dog which runs off leaving a collar behind.


I put the collar into the machine ...

You put the collar in and out comes The Idiots Guide to Dog Collars

I put in a ripped page from the book.....

You put in a ripped page from the book.....


and you get a can of




I stick in my deodorant stick into the machine

It collects a load of hairs and you get it back...

I put in the bearded lady...

and out pops one of the hosts of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy...

I put in a bunch of old outdated cellphones...

out comes an analoge cable box (no broadband people...)


I put in the latest CSI:Miami DVD.

And out comes Don Johnson, rolled up blazer sleeves, no sock with loafers and all.


I put in a bag of old carrots I found in the bottom of my fridge ...

And out come the old bag of carrots sitting in the bottom of my fridge.


I put in my whole fridge as the door never shuts right and the light never comes on till you hit it.

You pop in your broken down fridge, and out pops a brand new ice chest filled to the brim of your favoritest frothy beverage. :w:

I pop in my 12 year-old niece's dog-earred, hardback, 870-page copy of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (I swear she's gonna kill me for this, but that's what she gets for eating my Mother's Day chocolate!)...