Magical Soda Machine Game!

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posted on May, 4 2007 @ 02:33 PM
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You put in a blank check and you get back Donald Trump's wig combover.

I put in a half-eaten cranberry and walnut bagel...




posted on May, 4 2007 @ 02:39 PM
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Yummmmm! Toasted, just like when it comes out of the mini-oven at the dohnut shop!

In goes the guey excess of philly cream cheese!



posted on May, 4 2007 @ 03:21 PM
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And out pops a cheesecake....

I put in an empty envelope.....



posted on May, 4 2007 @ 04:12 PM
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And out pops the missing 19 minutes of Watergate tape.

Putting that in my pocket to sell to CNN, I insert the leftover chicken nugget my son just spit onto the ground ...



posted on May, 4 2007 @ 04:19 PM
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Out pops a gold nugget!!!!!!!! Unfortunately it's fools gold. I look around for the nearest fool and sell him the piece.

He paid me in quarters. I poured the bag in the machine.



posted on May, 4 2007 @ 04:52 PM
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You pour in a hefty bag of quarters, and you get back six cans of Big Red and a Mickey Mantle baseball card in mint condition.

I insert my son's worn out Teen Titans comic book...



posted on May, 4 2007 @ 05:01 PM
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You get a brand new Power puff girls comic back!!!

I put in an invisible ink pen....



posted on May, 4 2007 @ 11:38 PM
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and you get squirted in the face with black ink


I put in an ice cold beer.......



posted on May, 7 2007 @ 05:30 AM
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The machine drinks it and tosses the empty can back at you.

I put an alarm clock into the machine. . .



posted on May, 11 2007 @ 02:28 PM
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And the machine knocks you in the head with a hammer for waking it up.

I put Paris Hilton's dog in the machine



posted on May, 11 2007 @ 04:14 PM
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. . .And the machine starts barking at you

So, I put in a copy of The Idiot's Guide to Dog Training

B.T.W.: why would any self respecting person by a book called The Idiot's Guide?



posted on May, 11 2007 @ 04:25 PM
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You put in the book and out comes an idiot dog which runs off leaving a collar behind.


I put the collar into the machine ...



posted on May, 11 2007 @ 05:00 PM
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You put the collar in and out comes The Idiots Guide to Dog Collars

I put in a ripped page from the book.....



posted on May, 13 2007 @ 03:42 PM
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You put in a ripped page from the book.....


and you get a can of





I stick in my deodorant stick into the machine



posted on May, 13 2007 @ 03:45 PM
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It collects a load of hairs and you get it back...

I put in the bearded lady...




posted on May, 13 2007 @ 09:20 PM
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and out pops one of the hosts of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy...

I put in a bunch of old outdated cellphones...



posted on May, 14 2007 @ 10:53 AM
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out comes an analoge cable box (no broadband people...)


I put in the latest CSI:Miami DVD.



posted on May, 14 2007 @ 11:21 AM
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And out comes Don Johnson, rolled up blazer sleeves, no sock with loafers and all.


I put in a bag of old carrots I found in the bottom of my fridge ...



posted on May, 14 2007 @ 11:54 AM
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And out come the old bag of carrots sitting in the bottom of my fridge.


I put in my whole fridge as the door never shuts right and the light never comes on till you hit it.



posted on May, 14 2007 @ 11:44 PM
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You pop in your broken down fridge, and out pops a brand new ice chest filled to the brim of your favoritest frothy beverage. :w:

I pop in my 12 year-old niece's dog-earred, hardback, 870-page copy of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (I swear she's gonna kill me for this, but that's what she gets for eating my Mother's Day chocolate!)...





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