Magical Soda Machine Game!

Heres another game!

Theres a soda machine and it turns out that you can insert ANYTHING into it and get ANYTHING back!

For example:

First Person: < Inserts 50 cents >

Second Person: You get < Insert Answer Here >

< Inserts $1 >


Heres the first one!


:shk: i wonder what i'll get

[edit on 12-11-2006 by balon0]

You insert your dollar.....and an arm comes out of the machine and punches you in the head!!

I insert half a baloney sandwich into the machine.....

[edit on 12-11-2006 by Excitable_Boy]

You inserted half a baloney sandwich into the machine.... and you get the other half of the baloney sandwich




I insert 2 dollars




[edit on 12-11-2006 by balon0]

You insert your 2 dollars and two arms come out of the machine and give you a left right combination that knocks you out cold......

I take off your right shoe and insert it into the machine.....

Your shoe buys you a little old lady with a broken hip.

I insert my eyeglasses into the machine.

Your eyeglasses buy you a brand new set of eyes....very blue.....very 20/20....very much liked by the ladies......

I take the old bag with the broken hip and insert her back into the machine!

You gt your shoe back, no harm no foul.

You insert a DVD copy of "The Punisher" into the machine.

Ok you insert the punisher into the machine and you get the DVD the Pacifier with Vin Diesel out of the machine!!

I insert a sode can into the machine!!

( I must say this is a creative game and looks fun)

And the machine purs out 12 oz of soda, with no can.

I insert a shaft of light into the coin slot

You insert a shaft of light into the coin slot and you get the HOLY GRAIL


I insert 90,000,000,000,000 pennies into the coin slot (boy i hope i get soemthign really good!!!)

You insert 90,000,000,000,000 pennies and a note comes out. The note says 'thank you'


I insert 2 dollars and 35 cents.

For Your $2.35 you get a tie-dye t-shirt.

I inserted five ice cubes.

You insert five ice cubes and you get...

The amount of water it took to make the ice!!


I insert a 2 foot tall baboon with hair extensions

You get Christine Agulers's wig from the Creole Lady Maramalade video

I insert spark plugs into the sode machine

[edit on 11/13/2006 by FalseParadigm]

you insert spark plugs into the machine and the machine comes alive and tries to kill you and as you run away u drop the transformers dvd u stole from a old crippled man and i insert the transformers dvd back into the machine that is alive and..............

and the soda machine turns into OPTIMUS PRIME!, and he pulls out his laser gun thingy and vaporizes you.

I insert the Macquarie Dictionary and Thesaurus.

You get back a Klingon dictionary

I put in a Jason Voorhees action figure.

You put in a Jason Voorhees action figure and I had to add 2 bucks.

[edit on 13-11-2006 by ConstantlyWondering]

[edit on 13-11-2006 by ConstantlyWondering]

After you insert the extra 2 bucks.....Simon Cowell from American Idol comes out of the machine and starts carrying on about how bloody awful you are......

While he continues to beat you down mentally, I punch him in the stomach and do a "hockey fight" on him...wear I grab his shirt from behind and pull it over his head and beat him senseless.....

Afterwards, I put his stupid shirt in the machine.....

You put that stupid shirt in the machine and you got a fine imported beer!

I put the beer tab from the fine import and put it into the machine.....