Magical Soda Machine Game!, page 3

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 04:02 PM

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Out pops a half dressed man whose name is Master, and he makes you do his every (and I mean every) wish.

Curious, I put myself into the machine.

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Excitable_Boy

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 04:04 PM

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You insert yourself and out pops Dame Edna....scantilly clad and coming after me.......

I throw up into the machine...........

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ConstantlyWondering

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 06:04 PM

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You puked in the machine and out came a Florida ballot with hanging chad....

balon0

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 07:44 PM

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Humm looks like ConstantlyWondering forgot to put something in.. guess i'll start it again

I insert a banana

Voidmaster

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 07:52 PM

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A disembodied hand flies out of the soda machine and chokes you to death.

I shove the body of someone's dead wife into the machine.

Rasobasi420

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 07:55 PM

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And out comes a fresh new hottie to take her place.

I put in a box of Cuban cigars.

Excitable_Boy

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 08:03 PM

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You put in the cigars....and out pops Che Cuevara....looking young and fresh. He mumbles something in Spanish...loosely translated: "I must go and kill that bastard Castro!!"

I put a McDonald's Happy Meal into the machine...........

Harvestfreak

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 08:14 PM

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You put a McDonald's Happy Meal into the machine and out pops a Brand New Cell Phone.

So I put in my Pet Rock....

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Pepperslappy

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 10:33 PM

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You put in your pet rock and the machine throws out a giant rock that makes you it's pet

I put Harvestfreak in

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NumberCruncher

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 10:49 PM

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You put in Harvest freak, the machine sucks out his eye balls and spits out his Corneas.

I collect Harvestfreaks corneas and put them in the machine ...

carnival_of_souls2047

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 12:19 AM

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You insert Harvest Freak's Corneas into the soda machine and out comes a can of generic Dew called Mountain Thunder. I then insert a used DVD copy of the new version of "The Hills Have Eyes."

spurri

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 05:04 AM

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You insert a used DVD copy of the new version of 'The Hills Have Eyes' and out comes...... all of the Dragon ball Z movies ever made!

I insert Bill Gates and Owen Wilson into the machine because they were standing next to it for some unrelated reason.

Gear

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 05:11 AM

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You insert Bill Gates and Owen Wilson and out pops Anna Kournicova. She looks at you with confusion, and then climbs back into the machine. Thus you get a full refund of Bill Gates and Owen Wilson.

I insert a bottle of cough medicine!

Ghost01

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 07:12 AM

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Originally posted by Gear

I insert a bottle of cough medicine!

And out Pops Richard Nixon's ghost preching about "Political Integraty and Honesty"

If that doesn't make you want to cough, nothing will!

I insert Bill Clinton. . .

Tim

Xeros

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 07:48 AM

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You get a cigar.

I insert a bic pen.

The_Truth_Seeker

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 09:17 AM

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You insert a bic pen.......and out comes a bic lighter.

I insert a can of

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-tts

chris01621

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 09:33 AM

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You insert a can of spam and out pops a monkey which immediatly jumps on your head and starts pulling your hair out!!

I insert some of your hair which landed on the ground!!

balon0

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 10:24 AM

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You insert some of his hair which landed on the ground... and an electric shaver pops out and shaves ALL of your hair

I insert a green nickle.

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chris01621

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 11:36 AM

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You insert a green nickel and the machine gives you a flu bug...
I insert a wig that looks like the hair from the guy from flock of seagulls...

Rasobasi420

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 11:45 AM

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out pops a wig that looks like the hair from the other guy from flock of seagulls.

insert potato chip.