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Magical Soda Machine Game!

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posted on Apr, 15 2007 @ 02:54 PM
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You put in a grilled cheese sandwhich, the machine sizzles and starts to smell like something is cooking. A few mijnutes later, out pops a whole lunch of: Grilled Cheese, French Fries and a 20oz bottle of Coke!

I eat the lunch, wipe my mouth and toss the used napkin back in the machine. . .




posted on Apr, 15 2007 @ 04:07 PM
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and a note explaining in polite terms that the machine is not a garbage can slides back out...


I put in Scary Movie 3....



posted on Apr, 15 2007 @ 04:28 PM
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. . . and out comes a reciept, and a coupon for your next rental

I put in the peice of paper that can out of my fortune cookie which reads: A friend will reply to your next post . . .



posted on Apr, 15 2007 @ 04:34 PM
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And indeed a friend does reply to your post

I put in a ton of empty soda cans....



posted on Apr, 15 2007 @ 04:38 PM
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. . .And out comes a $20 check from your local recycling center (do they still do that?)

I quicky put in the front page from this morning's news paper. . .



posted on Apr, 15 2007 @ 10:08 PM
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and the machine gets pretty depressed. and out slides some anti depressants


I put in a physicians desk reference book......



posted on Apr, 16 2007 @ 02:08 AM
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For the PDR it gives you a blank script signed by the surgeon general.

I stuff in my ex wifes body.....



posted on Apr, 16 2007 @ 04:28 AM
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And out comes a detective with a lot of questions you were hoping to avoid!


I insert one of those fake credit cards you always get in the mail. . .



posted on Apr, 16 2007 @ 05:06 AM
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The 1 card turns into an avalanche of credit cards that ends up burying you.

I come by and sift through them until I find a real one, and put it in my pocket I then go max it out and all I have to show for it is a used condom which I insert....



posted on Apr, 16 2007 @ 02:40 PM
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And out of the machine comes a note that reads:

No Credit on this item, please insert payment!

So I quickly stuff a tube of super glue in. . .



posted on Apr, 26 2007 @ 05:18 AM
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you quickly stuff a tube of super glue into the machine and you hear a rumble from the machine but nothing came out! So you decided to check the lil opening and stick your hand into it. To your surprise you feel something very very sticky! It looks like it was the super glue you inserted. Uh ohs now your hand is stuck :shk:

I pour in some Acetone-based nail-polish remover, and warm soap water into the machine...



posted on Apr, 26 2007 @ 09:14 AM
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And out pops Courtney Love saying, "Thanks, that's the best high I've had all day."


I knock Courtney over the head and stuff her back into the slot ...



posted on Apr, 26 2007 @ 11:17 AM
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. . . And out comes a flyer for a concert next Sunday.

Knowing I'm busy next weekend, I post the flier on the fromt of the soda machine for the next costomer to see.

Reaching into my pocket I find that all I have with me at the moment is the rubber band from this morning's news paper, so I put the rubber band into the coin slot. . .



posted on Apr, 27 2007 @ 02:05 AM
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And you get a Jim Carey tribute band

(yes im weird)


I put in a physicians desk reference book....



posted on Apr, 27 2007 @ 02:18 AM
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Out pops a medication that solves all problems!

I need to have some problems to show I'm human, so I crush the meds, mix it in koolaid and make a popsicle.

I stuck it in the machine, but be quick. It's melting!



posted on Apr, 27 2007 @ 07:18 PM
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Out pops the entire membership of the People's Temple.

As they shamble off (they're undead now, after all) one drops an eye, so I shrug and stuff it into the machine ...



posted on Apr, 28 2007 @ 04:40 PM
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Out pops a copy of the last Greatful Dead CD.

Diciding it's not for me, I put the CD back into the machine. . .



posted on Apr, 28 2007 @ 05:04 PM
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Out pops a audio cd book called "Henry's Guide To Wheelchair Weelies 2nd Edition"

I decide to keep it and reach in my pocket, but find nothing. Oh wait! Out comes a ball of lint and in goes the machine.



posted on Apr, 28 2007 @ 05:14 PM
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and out pops an evil pocket lint sweater that you are forced to wear over to your overly affectionate aunt's house every easter...

I put in my dad's overbearing girlfriend... (Lord get her out of my house before I freak)



posted on May, 1 2007 @ 06:05 AM
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and out comes a quieter, much more plesent person asking if she can help you with anything.

I put in my old high school ID. . .




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