Gog owners the world over now have nekked dogs...no more malting (yes people it is a real word) and you are not all that popular as it happened just
at the beginning of the Adarondak...all those poor nekked sled dogs froze their little nads off yah know!
The SPCA is now overflowing with unwanted nekked dogs...the cat population is incredibly happy though and we send our thanks.
But after recording three lengthy interviews with people who blow the cover off of all the major conspiracies in the world, every time you post them,
the only thing that other people hear is Elton John bashing christianity for discriminating against gays...
I wish it were ok to not approve of gays openly...
Granted...but while bearing that enormous cross you trip and fall...the cross gouges an artery...the only person available to save your life is Elton
John who kindly stopped his tour bus to assist you.
I wish this game would return to it's normal silly, ridiculous, morbid, foolish roots with absolutely NO political or religious crap being
interjected. There's a time and a place for serious discussion and this isn't one of them.
Granted......You fly all over having a grand old time. Then you decide to fly over the White House and take a dump on Dubya's head. You time it
just right and "SPLATT"...what a mess. As you head away, three fighter planes get you in their scopes and blast you into millions of pieces.....
You record some of the best music of the 2006 as well but feb 2007 your recording studio is flooded while your working in there and you have head
phones on, you get a big shock to the brain, when you recover you cant even spell music anymore.
I wish I didn't get the squeaky wheeled trolly when I went food shopping!!!
YOU didn't get the squeaky wheeled trolly...but every other shopper in the grocery store did...it happened to be customer appreciation day
too...great sales and everything. Too bad though...the stereophonic sound of hundreds of squeaky wheels drove you absolutely mad and you ran screaming
from the store! Without your food!
You manage to get close enough to Dubya...aim and FIRE your taser...the strangest things happens though!
The current can be seen arcing all over the place around him...suddenly his head pops off to reveal his ROBOTIC innards!!! All that can be heard is,
"You fool me...you fool...twice you fool me...fool me...fool me once..." Then the CIA grabs you...wraps you in heavy duty duct tape and tosses you
off a ....
I wish I knew the secret to making a really good egg salad.
You now know the secret to make the best egg salad, but it comes with a price, the price of the gassy kind, for 3 whole days you cant seem to get
anyone to talk to you or even stand with you for more than a minute!!!
This content community relies on user-generated content from our member contributors. The opinions of our members are not those of site ownership who maintains strict editorial agnosticism and simply provides a collaborative venue for free expression.