What would you do if...........

Ok try this game. Its called the what would you do if..........game. I ask a what would you do question then you reply and ask your own what would you do question and it goes on and on..........

Lets begin:

What would you do if your neighbor shot paintballs all over your house?

open his basement window, run the hose in there and let the bastard run all night.

If you caught your old lady with a jar of peanut butter and the dog, what would YOU do hmmm???

Er ok I'm kinda dense but I really didn't quite get that last one. I'd probably just walk away.

What would you do if someone put a mailbox right in front of your front door?

I would spray him with the Super soaker!

What would you do if you walked in your home, and you found your wife sleeping with another man?


(yeah, lets get a fun game going, ask some good questions, homies!)

I would be doing 7 to 10


What would you do if you came home from work one day to find crop circles in your carpet?

[edit on 19-5-2006 by Census]

I would kindly give him the suga and ask him kindly to tell his race not to wipe us humans out!

What would you do if Mike Tyson was chasing you?

Run, of course. He's bigger than me!

What would you do, if you came home to find your husband/wife with your own brother/sister?

I would grab a strong hose that shoots water under high pressure and spray them with it. I would make them run outside naked then I would keep spraying them.



What would you do if.........the cops were patroling around arresting EVERYONE, Then they came to your door? knock knock!

Same as I always do. Jump out the back window, get into my car, and drive like a bat out of hell getting away from there.

What would you do in the same situation? (see above post)

obey.

what would you do if you had to choose between death and a very long life in complete solitude?

I would pick death

What would you do if you were walking down the street, and in some alley, you see a government agent kill a civillian? (before he dies he screams out, " all the civillains will find out that you are secretly working with the aliens!") What would you do?

smirk, unless i was attacked next.

what would you do if you found out your daughter was working as a prostitute?

I'd take my gun out and shoot myself-my death will fix her mind up (by the way,that's why I will never have kids-they cause too much trouble)

What would you do if you found out you were gonna die tomorrow?

i'd get MEAN drunk.

what would you do if you survived nuclear war?

I would go on a long search to find any surviving mankind


What would you do if your house burned down, and you knew who did it?

Beat him with the charred wood

What would you do if i man had you parents hostage and said "choose witch one lives"

I'd snipe him out with my SVN-98 sniper rifle, which has a scope that can see through buildings, and bullets which shoot through brick.

What would you do if you recieved a Black Eagle MAIN BATTLE TANK by mail?

Id drive it stright through my princabls living room

What would you do you suddenly saw a mushroom cloud outside your window?

I'd run for the cellar


What would you do if you got offered ANY weapon in the world to keep?

Think,"well... at least I'll be able to find out what religion is correct now... my life stunk anyway" then think,"oh wait a moment... mushroom clouds aren't always nukes and can be pretty small"

what would you do if you opened your door and found yourself staring down the barrels of a gau-8