posted on Jun, 2 2010 @ 08:05 PM
Naked Season is well underway here, Spira. No one so far has complained about us, so I guess we're ok. We're so wild and crazy here that we
even have Naked Nights in the middle of winter. Yes, that's why when you dropped in last February, you saw some of us huddled by the fireplace,
trying to keep warm.
Jeeves, another mocha latte, please.
You know, years ago when I was a youngster, Saints were not only examples of how to lead a spiritual life, but they were also prayed to for things
like a safe car trip or a miraculous cure. So I got to thinking, we need some more Saints to reflect life in these times.
I think that in the future, these two figures will gain sainthood. First we'll have Saint Jobs, who founded the Order of Apple, whose followers take
vows of user friendliness and spend their days with hard work, creativity, and fun.
Next to be canonized is Saint Gates. Legend has it that he displayed an adventurous brilliance early on, had his run ins with antitrust litigation,
and ended up giving billions to his philanthropic endeavors. Likewise, his software was brilliant, but had run ins with hackers, and billions of
patches have been given out.
Pope Linux merely beatified the two, and it wasn't until Pope Techno 2.0 confirmed miraculous data recovery attributed to St. Gates, that he
canonized both men.
Hey, anyone want to buy a lovely, flameless devotional candle of these two? $19.95, and if you buy now, I'll throw in a flameless tealight good for
traveling, or placing next to a smaller device, like the new iPad.