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Originally posted by whaaa
We will have eaten 2400 chickens if we live to be 70 years of age.
The average hen lays 227 eggs a year.
And who says hangin out in bars ain't educational?
If you can contribute to this thread you may be granted a degree from the ATS University of Slackdom.
If You just make stuff up tryin to be funny; every answer will be reviewed by a panel of experts and automatic expulsion from ATSUS will be automatic. Maybe. Unless it's really really funny; then there is a review process and you may be given tenure. Maybe.
Did I mention the diploma suitable for framing? You won't get one but I just thought I'd mention it.
Deny Ignorance
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Originally posted by dr_strangecraft
Actually this whole little piece does a lot to explain the real reasons why I wound up with careers in both law enforcement and commodity analysis.
I also picked up some graduate degrees in the humanities somewhere along the way. But that's another story for another day.
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Originally posted by DustintheWind
But if it is rejected then I will use this....
You lose enough dead skin cells in your lifetime to fill eight five-pound flour bags.
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Originally posted by hitman132436
2nd.Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.