posted on Mar, 11 2006 @ 05:07 PM
Slack my brothers and sisters....
The weekend is full upon us and frivolity and hedonism shall reign supreme tonite. Time for full on praise to the supreme being that loves us all and
wants us to be happy as we can be. Now is the time for all good men to shed their guilt and come to the aid of the party. Lay down your burdens
brothers and sisters; tonite we must dance, play guitars and revel in our humanity. Scorn those that want to guilt trip us for our joy, but bring
them into the light so that they might see, and may their scorn morph into bliss and SLACK. We are having a mixer here at U of Slack on the Rio
Grande. Bring a date, bring a kiwi fruit for the salad but most of all bring your bongo drums. Please leave the kiddies at home and as always;
absolutely NO firearms!! This means you Virgil!!
Sailor here's one for you:
The longer glass stays underwater, the stronger it becomes. Naval researchers say that no other substance known to man exhibits this fantastic trait.
Trist, here's yours:
A. Einstein the phamos physicist never wore socks!!!!!!
Thin1 youre next:
Mosquitoes bite people that eat bananas more than those people that eat popcorn.
PS, I got an email from Candy Rice that the Univ of Slack may lose its accreditation due to some bureaucratic snaffu. But Lots and lots of grant
money may be available if we decide to become a THINK TANK!!!!