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originally posted by: Guyfriday
a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed
No not you, sorry about that. It was towards NicSign.
You can PM me about my syntax if you find fault in it's structure. As for me and rocket science, well that's just a whole other topic.
originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
Fig Newton's Law(s)...
1. Every object in a state of uniform tends to remain stationary unless an external force is applied to its man sack.
2. The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration w (warp), and the applied force I (infinity) is I = m/zero. Acceleration and infinity are vectors (as indicated by their symbols being displayed in slant bold font); in this law the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction of the infinity vector...unless some other crazy S# happens which nobody can explain. Oh, and infinity is really big.
3. For every action there is an equal...well, whatever.
4. The velocity of a Fig Newton is inversely proportional to the amount of mass in a person's stomach, and directly proportional to the number of bong hits.
There's a bunch of other ones...but this pretty much covers Fig Fysics.