posted on Nov, 9 2017 @ 05:52 AM
Although I'm fond of the odd chicken tikka masala for its sweet, lovely taste....I usually find myself ordering a meat phall once a month, with a
chapatti, poppadom and some naan.
If you don't know what a phall is, it is the rectal destroying, sweat inducing big brother of a vindaloo.
My workmates hate me the next day, my rusty sheriffs badge squeals with the stingiest of pains, but it's worth it.
The worst thing in the world though is belching/burping whilst eating it and some of it coming back up, burns twice as bad for some reason.
The best thing is not being able to eat it all in one sitting and waking up the next day with some left over for breakfast.
Ohhh, my bums twitching just talking about it.