You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Geez..."Zazz this!"..."Zazz that!"

You two sound so Kitten-Whipped!

You're just jealous because she has more shoes in her closet.

Oh, sure...hold it against me that I don't believe in wearing shoes!

And for your information, little missy...I have MORE Manolo Blahniks in my incinerator, than zazz has in her entire closet!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
And for your information, little missy...I have MORE Manolo Blahniks in my incinerator, than zazz has in her entire closet!

If DB ever got out of there you could fit half of their yearly production in the space he takes up.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
And for your information, little missy...I have MORE Manolo Blahniks in my incinerator, than zazz has in her entire closet!

If DB ever got out of there you could fit half of their yearly production in the space he takes up.

DB'll have to come out eventually.

Sooner or later, he'll have eaten ALL the corn pads and Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
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Sooner or later, he'll have eaten ALL the corn pads and Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters.

He still has his 'emergency rations', the crap caught in his beard and chest hair.

We interrupt this riveting program for a non-paid shameless advertisement...

For those who are interested (and if you aren't well aint that just the story of my life??), I just put up a wee (okay somewhat long) "short" story as part of the contest.

Behold...

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Or not...

Either way, it is a flawed un-masterpiece perhaps worthy of a look see. Or not.



(Now you know why my books don't sell!)

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
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Sooner or later, he'll have eaten ALL the corn pads and Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters.

He still has his 'emergency rations', the crap caught in his beard and chest hair.

True...I saw a whole pork chop in his navel hair.

a reply to: AboveBoard

None of us can read.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
True...I saw a whole pork chop in his navel hair.

It was actually a piglet.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: AboveBoard

None of us can read.

Nice try. I saw your stories and gave them starry flaggy love. You can't fool me!!

*pouts*

originally posted by: AboveBoard
Nice try. I saw your stories and gave them starry flaggy love. You can't fool me!!

*pouts*

Those were by by ghost writer, R.L. Stein.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
Nice try. I saw your stories and gave them starry flaggy love. You can't fool me!!

*pouts*

Those were by by ghost writer, R.L. Stein.

*gasps*. I'm gonna tell 10th!!!

originally posted by: AboveBoard
*gasps*. I'm gonna tell 10th!!!

That is R.L. Stein.

Anything related to tobacco is basically banned in most Western cities.

Yet, you can spray around all kinds of perfumes and deodorants.

Don't both cause allergies?

a reply to: halfoldman

Yes, but women rule the world.

We are at their mercy.

a reply to: DBCowboy

The sisters I know a long time on ATS, for sure.

But beware when a strange woman tells you she loves and stuff.
Probably a scam.

But hey, I know my brothers know everything already.
But they still catch us.
We don't always think with our brain.

Oh cool, the manly drunk version of the shed.

Don't mind me as I make myself comfortable..

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Farting is allowed, intelligent debate is ignored, and you can put your feet on the furniture.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Farting is allowed, intelligent debate is ignored, and you can put your feet on the furniture.

Farting is actively encouraged, the furniture is made entirely from endangered rain forest hardwoods and...I'm not sure what intelligent debate is.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Intelligent debate is using big words and you have to be serious and frown a lot.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Intelligent debate is using big words and you have to be serious and frown a lot.

In all fairness, farting can sometimes involve a serious look and a frown as well. I only mention this because I wouldn't want anyone being accused of being an intellectual, when maybe it's just that they had beans for lunch.