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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 04:42 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Geez..."Zazz this!"..."Zazz that!"

You two sound so Kitten-Whipped!


You're just jealous because she has more shoes in her closet.


Oh, sure...hold it against me that I don't believe in wearing shoes!

And for your information, little missy...I have MORE Manolo Blahniks in my incinerator, than zazz has in her entire closet!




posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 04:52 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
And for your information, little missy...I have MORE Manolo Blahniks in my incinerator, than zazz has in her entire closet!


If DB ever got out of there you could fit half of their yearly production in the space he takes up.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 04:58 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
And for your information, little missy...I have MORE Manolo Blahniks in my incinerator, than zazz has in her entire closet!


If DB ever got out of there you could fit half of their yearly production in the space he takes up.


DB'll have to come out eventually.

Sooner or later, he'll have eaten ALL the corn pads and Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 05:05 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
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Sooner or later, he'll have eaten ALL the corn pads and Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters.


He still has his 'emergency rations', the crap caught in his beard and chest hair.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 05:06 PM
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We interrupt this riveting program for a non-paid shameless advertisement...

For those who are interested (and if you aren't well aint that just the story of my life??), I just put up a wee (okay somewhat long) "short" story as part of the contest.

Behold...

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Or not...

Either way, it is a flawed un-masterpiece perhaps worthy of a look see. Or not.



(Now you know why my books don't sell!)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 05:07 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
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Sooner or later, he'll have eaten ALL the corn pads and Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters.


He still has his 'emergency rations', the crap caught in his beard and chest hair.


True...I saw a whole pork chop in his navel hair.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 05:11 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

None of us can read.





edit on 12-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: Zazz 2020!



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 05:12 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
True...I saw a whole pork chop in his navel hair.


It was actually a piglet.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 05:13 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: AboveBoard

None of us can read.






Nice try. I saw your stories and gave them starry flaggy love. You can't fool me!!

*pouts*



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 05:15 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
Nice try. I saw your stories and gave them starry flaggy love. You can't fool me!!

*pouts*


Those were by by ghost writer, R.L. Stein.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 05:31 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
Nice try. I saw your stories and gave them starry flaggy love. You can't fool me!!

*pouts*


Those were by by ghost writer, R.L. Stein.


*gasps*. I'm gonna tell 10th!!!




posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 05:33 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
*gasps*. I'm gonna tell 10th!!!



That is R.L. Stein.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 05:37 PM
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Anything related to tobacco is basically banned in most Western cities.

Yet, you can spray around all kinds of perfumes and deodorants.

Don't both cause allergies?



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 06:21 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Yes, but women rule the world.

We are at their mercy.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 06:29 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

The sisters I know a long time on ATS, for sure.

But beware when a strange woman tells you she loves and stuff.
Probably a scam.

But hey, I know my brothers know everything already.
But they still catch us.
We don't always think with our brain.
edit on 12-3-2017 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 08:14 PM
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Oh cool, the manly drunk version of the shed.

Don't mind me as I make myself comfortable..



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 08:16 PM
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a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Farting is allowed, intelligent debate is ignored, and you can put your feet on the furniture.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 08:35 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Farting is allowed, intelligent debate is ignored, and you can put your feet on the furniture.


Farting is actively encouraged, the furniture is made entirely from endangered rain forest hardwoods and...I'm not sure what intelligent debate is.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 08:37 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Intelligent debate is using big words and you have to be serious and frown a lot.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 08:42 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy




Intelligent debate is using big words and you have to be serious and frown a lot.


In all fairness, farting can sometimes involve a serious look and a frown as well. I only mention this because I wouldn't want anyone being accused of being an intellectual, when maybe it's just that they had beans for lunch.



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