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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 10:11 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: DBCowboy

Hey, next time please put your words before the picture!!

I thought you were giving him your "Seal of Approval"!!


I was hacked by a rogue group of people from Nebraska.

And if elected, I will make Nebraska the 51st state!



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 10:13 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy


If elected, I will halt the senseless act of clubbing Seal.

Paid for by the Please Stop Clubbing Me Because My Name Is Seal Foundation (PSCMBMNISF)


If elected, I promise to STOP going clubbing with Seal.

IAMTAT...and I...yadda...yadda...yadda...

Paid for by the Keep IAMTAT The Hell Away From Stalking Me Committee (KITHAFSMC)


edit on 12-3-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 10:16 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: DBCowboy

Hey, next time please put your words before the picture!!

I thought you were giving him your "Seal of Approval"!!


I was hacked by a rogue group of people from Nebraska.

And if elected, I will make Nebraska the 51st state!


Ahh...hahaha....
You think I'm not educated about America??

I know for a fact that Penny from "Big Bang Theory" is from Nebraska.

I seriously doubt they could hack your computer....tip your cows maybe...*shrugs*



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 10:22 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Manatees just announced that they will support DBCowboy for ATS President.



LOL'ing at your selfie.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:03 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Manatees just announced that they will support DBCowboy for ATS President.



LOL'ing at your selfie.




I see you've posted DB's nude Selfie...leaked by BUZZFEED.
Rumour has it, it was taken off of Justin Bieber's confiscated hard drive.

edit on 12-3-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:07 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Rumour has it, it was taken off of Justin Bieber's confiscated hard drive.


Hopefully, President TAT will declare war on Canada over their chief export being this asshat.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:14 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Rumour has it, it was taken off of Justin Bieber's confiscated hard drive.


Hopefully, President TAT will declare war on Canada over their chief export being this asshat.


If it wasn't for Tim Horton, I'd nuke Canada from space (It's the only way to be sure)...but, instead, I've prepared plans to nuke Justin Bieber AND Justin Timberlake (It's the only way to be sure).
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posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:16 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If I were an oyster and took a picture, it'd be a "shellfie".


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posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:18 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Fun fact #1...Justin Bieber was born in the same hospital as my kids.

Fun fact #2...It was an American who found him on youtube and brought him to your country.

You people only have yourselves to blame.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:19 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
If it wasn't for Tim Horton, I'd nuke Canada from space (It's the only way to be sure)...but, instead, I've prepared plans to nuke Justin Bieber AND Justin Timberlake (It's the only way to be sure).


Add Celine Dion to your list and you have my vote. Not really sure how anyone would be able to tell if Canada was nuked anyway, their roads are for crap to begin with.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:19 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
If I were an oyster and took a picture, it'd be a "shellfire".


And just like an oyster I want to douse you with Tabasco.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:20 AM
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Well I was undecided (and going to vote for all 3 candidates) until IAMTAT'S post.

Now I'll be wearing this sticker instead.

Hmmpf!



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:21 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Fun fact #1...Justin Bieber was born in the same hospital as my kids.

Fun fact #2...It was an American who found him on youtube and brought him to your country.

You people only have yourselves to blame.



You're Justin Bieber's mom, aren't you.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:22 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Fun fact #1...Justin Bieber was born in the same hospital as my kids.


Wait, are you saying your kids were birthed at the same jackal farm as Bieber?



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:24 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It was an American who found him on youtube and brought him to your country.

You people only have yourselves to blame.



If elected, I promise to arrest whomever produced the offensive youtube video responsible for this horrible act of terror.

IAMTAT...and I approve this message.

Paid for by Hillary Clinton (HRC)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:29 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No I'm not his mother.
Yes my kids were "birthed at the same jackal farm".

And now I'm voting for zazz.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:32 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No I'm not his mother.
Yes my kids were "birthed at the same jackal farm".

And now I'm voting for zazz.


You can't. She's from South Canada and has a Nebraskan birth certificate from New Jersey.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:32 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
And now I'm voting for zazz.


Wait until you meet the re-re that is her campaign manager.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:33 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
You can't. She's from South Canada and has a Nebraskan birth certificate from New Jersey.


Wait a second, bub. I'm from New Jersey. That means I'm his mother.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:34 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You're Justin Bieber's mother?

Any regrets?




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