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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:35 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
You're Justin Bieber's mother?

Any regrets?


Yes. That the cord wasn't wound more tightly.




posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:41 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You should have consumed more alcohol.

Now we all are.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:41 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No I'm not his mother.
Yes my kids were "birthed at the same jackal farm".

And now I'm voting for zazz.


Before you cast that vote for zazz...keep in mind that some very incriminating 'Ghost-Hunting' photos may soon be surfacing in the National Enquirer.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:45 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

It's too late.
She showed me her election 'platforms'...*squeals*...they're rainbow coloured!!



This message was brought to you by the "Zazz for 2020" campaign manager, also the "Crazy Cat Club" membership, and "Shoes R Us"



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:48 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: IAMTAT

It's too late.
She showed me her election 'platforms'...*squeals*...they're rainbow coloured!!



This message was brought to you by the "Zazz for 2020" campaign manager, also the "Crazy Cat Club" membership, and "Shoes R Us"





As long as you can make sandwiches in those, then that's okay.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:48 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
You should have consumed more alcohol.

Now we all are.


Good thing I saved the cord, now we can go strangle her ass at the next concert.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:49 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
This message was brought to you by the "Zazz for 2020" campaign manager...


I did no such thing.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:53 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
This message was brought to you by the "Zazz for 2020" campaign manager...


I did no such thing.


Then why did you just send me $5 via paypal?



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:56 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
This message was brought to you by the "Zazz for 2020" campaign manager...


I did no such thing.


Then why did you just send me $5 via paypal?


He wanted you to go make him a $5 foot-long.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:57 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Then why did you just send me $5 via paypal?


Because that's what you said your naked pictures would cost me!!!!!

And frankly I feel a bit ripped off!!!!!



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 11:59 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
This message was brought to you by the "Zazz for 2020" campaign manager...


I did no such thing.


Then why did you just send me $5 via paypal?


He wanted you to go make him a $5 foot-long.


Wait...literally? Like a spell...?
Those are $10 on weekends.

Or the hot dog? Submarine sammich?
Speak Canadian pal...throw in some extra "U's" or something eh?



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 12:05 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Then why did you just send me $5 via paypal?


Because that's what you said your naked pictures would cost me!!!!!

And frankly I feel a bit ripped off!!!!!


Catfish

edit on 12-3-2017 by jacygirl because: link for those not knowing this particular expression



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 12:06 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Catfish.


Yeah, with all the whiskers that's pretty much what it looked like.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 12:58 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No I'm not his mother.
Yes my kids were "birthed at the same jackal farm".

And now I'm voting for zazz.


You think I want a turncoats vote?

Besides, I didn't even want to be president, it's Augustus who tried to make me his puppet candidate only to fling his vote to DB, I had nothing to do with it!
Please don't make me go through another election cycle, I am broken from it, I no longer care for washing my hair and have stopped shaving DBs legs and we will be showing up to Town Halls in matching shell suits.

edit on 12-3-2017 by zazzafrazz because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 01:03 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Which one is you in the photo, my Queen?



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 01:06 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well I don't have a moustache!



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 01:12 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Well I don't have a moustache!


That's about the only place you don't have hair.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 01:21 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That's where I put my glitter-gloss.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 01:24 PM
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I'm still voting for Zazz because kitty lives matter.




posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 01:32 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
That's where I put my glitter-gloss.


It makes a difference. Honestly.




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