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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 08:55 PM
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originally posted by: imwilliam
a reply to: DBCowboy




Intelligent debate is using big words and you have to be serious and frown a lot.


In all fairness, farting can sometimes involve a serious look and a frown as well. I only mention this because I wouldn't want anyone being accused of being an intellectual, when maybe it's just that they had beans for lunch.


Ironically, intellectual's farts make me smile.




posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:00 PM
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originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986

Oh cool, the manly drunk version of the shed.


Exactly.

They support witches, we burn them.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:01 PM
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Yeah it's a real manly man club...




posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:03 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Wow. Can't believe you stepped in here without the appropriate equipment, seeing as how things are going...

*hands zazzafrazz a gas mask and hazmat suit*

You'll feel much more comfortable in these...




posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:05 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Yeah it's a real manly man club...

lol!!



Caught them playing this the other day...



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:06 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Dibs on Spock, called it.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:07 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

Richard rocks that Army Ranger wife beater bigly.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:07 PM
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originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
Dibs on Spock, called it.


I call Simmons.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:09 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

Darling I don't leave without going though the decontamination chamber first, then I subject myself to a full silkwood shower.

edit on 12-3-2017 by zazzafrazz because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:11 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Bold choice, I can already tell you're the confident one around here..



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:12 PM
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originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
Bold choice, I can already tell you're the confident one around here..


I always wanted to be a chick, this is my chance.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:13 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AboveBoard

Darling I don't leave without going though the decontamination chamber first, then I subject myself to a full silkwood shower.


Don't I know it! That's why I haven't been here for a while...my skin couldn't take it.



Here's my process...




posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:29 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

I think you won the internet with that one, btw...




posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:31 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AboveBoard

Darling I don't leave without going though the decontamination chamber first, then I subject myself to a full silkwood shower.


Ladies...Ladies...fear not...
We all have loofahs!



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:53 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

Atleast we don't have cooties




posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 09:58 PM
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a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Cootie shots contain no mercury, won't cause autism and come in small glasses that look and smell like whiskey.
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posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 12:31 AM
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a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Far out dude!
The 1980's sweater.
Perfect for sniffing thinners, Spray and Cook (oh lordy).
Flip, couldn't you kids just raid the liquor cabinet?



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 12:52 AM
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Oh flip - when "Made In Taiwan" still meant something.

People thought Hong Kong was the brother of King Kong.

And George Michael is the perfect boyfriend for your sister.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 08:32 AM
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I just want to remind everyone that the first Monday after Daylight Savings is "National Scream at People For No Good Reason Day" today.

So scream at the barista at Starbucks for making your foam too "foamy".
Yell at the person driving at exactly the speed limit.
Shout at the intern who is crying too loudly.

(This message was brought to you by the council of People who didn't get Enough Sleep Last Night and are Cranky.)



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 08:50 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986

Oh cool, the manly drunk version of the shed.


Exactly.

They support witches, we burn them.


Tisk, tisk, You haven't been following along. We did have the witch wars and of course we won against them and rose victoriously.



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