You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: Night Star

So ironic that your post did this.

I'd like to say that we're number 1, but that sounds too much like doing a pee-pee.

So we're Number 2!!!!!!!!!!

a reply to: DBCowboy

This once again proves that kittehs, coffee and being nice are not the way to go.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

This once again proves that kittehs, coffee and being nice are not the way to go.

If you dunk a kitten in coffee, it's not as crunchy.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
If you dunk a kitten in coffee, it's not as crunchy.

No, but it does stop making that highly irritating noise.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
If you dunk a kitten in coffee, it's not as crunchy.

No, but it does stop making that highly irritating noise.

Dunking anything emitting a highly irritating noise in liquid is a good idea.

Like witches.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Dunking anything emitting a highly irritating noise in liquid is a good idea.

Like witches.

And politicians. But that may be redundant.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

And lobsters and crabs.

And hair dryers.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
And hair dryers.

Without your hairdryer how are you gonna do your back hair?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Some kids got rubber duckys to play in the tub.

My mom gave me her curling iron.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My mom gave me her curling iron.

Can I get you a crimper too? I think your toe hair would look fab like that.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Zazz braids it.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Zazz braids it.

I'll make sure I refill her nausea medication while I pick up her dry cleaning.

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
This message was brought to you by the "Zazz for 2020" campaign manager...

I did no such thing.

Then why did you just send me $5 via paypal?

He wanted you to go make him a $5 foot-long.

Or the hot dog? Submarine sammich?
Speak Canadian pal...throw in some extra "U's" or something eh?

He wanted you tou gou make him a 5 dollour fout-loung.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Geez..."Zazz this!"..."Zazz that!"

You two sound so Kitten-Whipped!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
He wanted you tou gou make him a 5 dollour fout-loung.

That sounds aboot right for Canada-speak.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Night Star

So ironic that your post did this.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Geez..."Zazz this!"..."Zazz that!"

You two sound so Kitten-Whipped!

You're just jealous because she has more shoes in her closet.

a reply to: Night Star

I am the furthest thing from crazy that you will ever find.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Man are we ever in trouble!