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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 01:34 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

So ironic that your post did this.




posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 01:52 PM
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I'd like to say that we're number 1, but that sounds too much like doing a pee-pee.

So we're Number 2!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 01:53 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

This once again proves that kittehs, coffee and being nice are not the way to go.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 01:54 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

This once again proves that kittehs, coffee and being nice are not the way to go.



If you dunk a kitten in coffee, it's not as crunchy.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 01:55 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
If you dunk a kitten in coffee, it's not as crunchy.


No, but it does stop making that highly irritating noise.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 01:59 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
If you dunk a kitten in coffee, it's not as crunchy.


No, but it does stop making that highly irritating noise.


Dunking anything emitting a highly irritating noise in liquid is a good idea.

Like witches.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 02:06 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Dunking anything emitting a highly irritating noise in liquid is a good idea.

Like witches.


And politicians. But that may be redundant.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 02:09 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

And lobsters and crabs.

And hair dryers.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 02:13 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
And hair dryers.


Without your hairdryer how are you gonna do your back hair?



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 02:24 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Some kids got rubber duckys to play in the tub.

My mom gave me her curling iron.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 02:25 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
My mom gave me her curling iron.


Can I get you a crimper too? I think your toe hair would look fab like that.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 02:31 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Zazz braids it.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 02:41 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Zazz braids it.


I'll make sure I refill her nausea medication while I pick up her dry cleaning.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 03:55 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
This message was brought to you by the "Zazz for 2020" campaign manager...


I did no such thing.


Then why did you just send me $5 via paypal?


He wanted you to go make him a $5 foot-long.



Or the hot dog? Submarine sammich?
Speak Canadian pal...throw in some extra "U's" or something eh?


He wanted you tou gou make him a 5 dollour fout-loung.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 03:59 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Geez..."Zazz this!"..."Zazz that!"

You two sound so Kitten-Whipped!
edit on 12-3-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 04:16 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
He wanted you tou gou make him a 5 dollour fout-loung.


That sounds aboot right for Canada-speak.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 04:16 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Night Star

So ironic that your post did this.






posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 04:17 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Geez..."Zazz this!"..."Zazz that!"

You two sound so Kitten-Whipped!


You're just jealous because she has more shoes in her closet.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 04:19 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

I am the furthest thing from crazy that you will ever find.



posted on Mar, 12 2017 @ 04:21 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Man are we ever in trouble!




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