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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 01:11 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Isn't that the within The Forbidden Zone?

They say that those who venture there, seldom live to tell the tale.


I felt like Charlton Heston at the end of Planet of the Apes. It wasn't so much the scarred and inhospitable landscape but all the grunting the people were doing. Odd place, Canada.




posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 01:19 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Isn't that the within The Forbidden Zone?

They say that those who venture there, seldom live to tell the tale.


It wasn't so much the scarred and inhospitable landscape but all the grunting the people were doing. Odd place, Canada.


Ahhh...you were probably there during mating season.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 01:25 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Ahhh...you were probably there during mating season.


I was! I was nearly trampled by bison fleeing in the opposite direction of those randy Canuckers.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 01:28 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Ahhh...you were probably there during mating season.


I was! I was nearly trampled by bison fleeing in the opposite direction of those randy Canuckers.


All part of the great Canadian Circle Of Life!



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 01:31 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Ah, yes, Harpoona Urmomma.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 01:33 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I understand the Canadians worship Jane Goodall as a God.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 01:49 PM
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Proud Torontonian checking in!

At least where I'm from, the stereotypes don't exist. Here Canucks are only a hockey team and I've never seen a moose before.


ETA: also, who's Jane Goodall?
edit on 13-3-2017 by knowledgehunter0986 because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 01:58 PM
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originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
Proud Torontonian checking in!

At least where I'm from, the stereotypes don't exist. Here Canucks are only a hockey team and I've never seen a moose before.


ETA: also, who's Jane Goodall?


Sorry...
Look...we don't want no trouble...

HERE...have some nice shiny beads.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 02:02 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
Proud Torontonian checking in!

At least where I'm from, the stereotypes don't exist. Here Canucks are only a hockey team and I've never seen a moose before.


ETA: also, who's Jane Goodall?


Sorry...
Look...we don't want no trouble...

HERE...have some nice shiny beads.


Sweet!

Did you just buy Canada?



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 02:12 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Am I supposed to flash you for these beads?



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 02:14 PM
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originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
a reply to: IAMTAT

Am I supposed to flash you for these beads?


Thanks, but DB already took care of that for you.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 02:17 PM
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Thanks for the beads.




posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 02:19 PM
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Who has two thumbs and is a babe magnet?



*This guy*



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 03:33 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I understand the Canadians worship Jane Goodall as a God.


King Kong is a national hero.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 03:34 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Did you just buy Canada?


If he did he severely over paid.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 03:40 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Did you just buy Canada?


If he did he severely over paid.


TRUE...but taking back Justin Bieber was also part of the deal.
...That and, of course, not eating us.

Canadians drive a hard bargain.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 03:41 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Canadians drive a hard bargain.


I always thought they drove those snow things.....you know, sleds.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 03:44 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Canadians drive a hard bargain.


I always thought they drove those snow things.....you know, sleds.


Well...the wealthier ones do, naturally.

The rest just grease their butts with walrus fat...and slide.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 03:49 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Well...the wealthier ones do, naturally.

The rest just grease their butts with walrus fat...and slide.


They make me smile. Their horsie cops are funny too.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 04:23 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Well...the wealthier ones do, naturally.

The rest just grease their butts with walrus fat...and slide.


They make me smile. Their horsie cops are funny too.


Sometimes, I think God made Canada to make the rest of the continent smile.



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