You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Never let it be said that we don't appreciate our civil servants.

I wonder if Gunther is civil to DB when he serves him.

I'm thinking he is with all the beatings.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I eat with my thighs.

And you are so dainty when you do that, not a crumb dropped.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Never let it be said that we don't appreciate our civil servants.

I wonder if Gunther is civil to DB when he serves him.

I'm thinking he is with all the beatings.

Gunther doesn't speak English...so who knows what the hell he's screaming?

a reply to: IAMTAT

I don't want to say DB is a Nazi but when he screams at Gunther it sounds like he is shouting his locker combination "Nein! Nein! Nein!'.

I caught Gunther wearing one of those pink protest hats when he came into work this morning.

I beat him then allowed the rest of the staff to beat him as well.

It's Friday after all, they should be able to share in the fun!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I don't want to say DB is a Nazi but when he screams at Gunther it sounds like he is shouting his locker combination "Nein! Nein! Nein!'.

It's funny when DB hangs Gunther upside down...and he yells: "Sechs! Sechs! Sechs!"

It sounds both frisky AND Satanic!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I caught Gunther wearing one of those pink protest hats when he came into work this morning.

I beat him then allowed the rest of the staff to beat him as well.

It's Friday after all, they should be able to share in the fun!

I love that stoic German piñata.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
It sounds both frisky AND Satanic!

Redundant!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I caught Gunther wearing one of those pink protest hats when he came into work this morning.

I beat him then allowed the rest of the staff to beat him as well.

It's Friday after all, they should be able to share in the fun!

It's thoughtful perks like that...that gets you all those 'Worlds Greatest Boss' coffee mugs!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's thoughtful perks like that...that gets you all those 'Worlds Greatest Boss' coffee mugs!

DBCorp was voted one of the Top 50 Places for Employee Retention in the world.

Everyone is afraid to quit.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's thoughtful perks like that...that gets you all those 'Worlds Greatest Boss' coffee mugs!

DBCorp was voted one of the Top 50 Places for Employee Retention in the world.

Everyone is afraid to quit.

I hear that 'Severance' is referred to as 'Decapitation' there.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I hear that 'Severance' is referred to as 'Decapitation' there.

Yup, and an I.R.A. means I Ran Away.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I hear that 'Severance' is referred to as 'Decapitation' there.

Yup, and an I.R.A. means I Ran Away.

Wrong.

When I have the employees contribute to IRA, it's actually Ira, my bookie.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Also, DB's 401K(ills) is still the best in the company by a large margin.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
When I have the employees contribute to IRA, it's actually Ira, my bookie.

Someone needs to pay off those stupid bets you made.

I told you Hillary was gonna lose.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
When I have the employees contribute to IRA, it's actually Ira, my bookie.

Someone needs to pay off those stupid bets you made.

I told you Hillary was gonna lose.

I bet on Zazz to win, you said she would!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I bet on Zazz to win, you said she would!

Stupid Russians never came through on the voting machine hack!!!!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I gave Bernie Sanders the answers to the questions.

Unfortunately, they were the answers to "The Bachelor" and not to the debates.



He lost, but he did get a red rose!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
He lost, but he did get a red rose!

Red for communist?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
He lost, but he did get a red rose!

Red for communist?

Because he had such pretty eyes.