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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 08:21 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy

Because you get to play in my closet?


Nope.

It's because you won't make me come out!





posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 09:02 PM
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Just a hypothetical question: if members meet, and fall in love, can the Three Amigos marry us?

By the power invested by the interwebs, I now pronounce you man and wife (or whatever legal variation)?

I mean even if people got tickets and were physically present, could they?



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 09:06 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

I could do it if you wanted a Reformed Pentacostal West Coast Druid Ceremony.



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 09:12 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Groovy, I'll smuggle the chicken through the airport.



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 09:30 PM
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Flip, imagine, an ATS wedding!

But unless you're gonna fish a Saudi prince, I fear the guest-list will be a bit pedestrian.

I don't even wanna think about what an ATS bachelor party will be like.

I am actually thinking about it, which worries me a bit.
edit on 9-3-2017 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 10:48 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

The Three (idiot) Amigos do a wedding:

The first Amigo: If there's anyone who thinks halfoldman shouldn't get married to this lady, speak up now.
The Internet lights up.
That point at a wedding where everybody wants to say something, but they rather shut up.
Nobody? OK.

The second Amigo: Do you ... blah, blah.

The third Amigo: Strictly it's not against the terms and conditions - at least not with what I could find.

You may kiss the bride.
edit on 9-3-2017 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 9 2017 @ 11:16 PM
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It's gonna happen one day ...
It's inevitable.

The Three Amigos created a house that's big enough for everybody to live in.
Where else can you find and meet such brilliant people?



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 12:18 AM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
It's gonna happen one day ...
It's inevitable.

The Three Amigos created a house that's big enough for everybody to live in.
Where else can you find and meet such brilliant people?


I don't care how big that house is, I aint movin' in! I'll move into Zazzy's closet instead, once DB comes out of there. Yells out to Zazz...Is this a piece of string or your underwear? Did I just say that out loud?



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 02:05 AM
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The closet, good grief.
Even the army teaches that closets are for brooms:




posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 04:18 AM
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After reading the last few pages, and getting caught up...at this point all I can say is this,



jacy



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 05:39 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
After reading the last few pages, and getting caught up...at this point all I can say is this.


Every one in awhile you have to say to yourself 'Self, it's time to stop drinking for today'.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 05:47 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
After reading the last few pages, and getting caught up...at this point all I can say is this.


Every one in awhile you have to say to yourself 'Self, it's time to stop drinking for today'.


Oh.

I actually just said to myself, "Self, it's time to start drinking today".



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 05:50 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Oh.

I actually just said to myself, "Self, it's time to start drinking today".


For us it is because we stop occasionally.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 05:55 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
After reading the last few pages, and getting caught up...at this point all I can say is this.


Every one in awhile you have to say to yourself 'Self, it's time to stop drinking for today'.


*scrunching face up looking at Augustus*

Why on earth would someone ever need to say that?!!

(the terrible things some must endure)
edit on 10-3-2017 by TNMockingbird because: Shhh! Be berry berry quiet I'm hunting wabbits...
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posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 05:59 AM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
(the terrible things some must endure)


Read the last 3-4 pages and report back.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 06:06 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Oh.

I actually just said to myself, "Self, it's time to start drinking today".


For us it is because we stop occasionally.


I thought it was because you spoke to yourself.
And argue.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 06:14 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
I thought it was because you spoke to yourself.
And argue.


Funny, but true.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 06:25 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
(the terrible things some must endure)


Read the last 3-4 pages and report back.


Oh my! Well, I suppose for some overindulgence can be somewhat troublesome...

The best advice (I've found) is to limit oneself to one glass per night.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 06:31 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

Yesterday this thread passed your beleoved Shed in number of posts. We tailed off over the night mostly because DB got exhausted opening a bag of Doritos.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 06:35 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird

Yesterday this thread passed your beleoved Shed in number of posts. We tailed off over the night mostly because DB got exhausted opening a bag of Doritos.



In all fairness the dude was zip-tied and taped to a chair.

Me and Chirp were taking bets to see how long it would take him.

She brought the wine and I brought the donuts.
It's all about teamwork.



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