You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

It's even more awkward when you get it caught in someone else's zipper.

Especially when the zipper is on their purse.

a reply to: DBCowboy

It's even more awkward when you get it caught in someone else's zipper.

Definitely harder to convince the ER staff that it was just an accident

I have to skim quickly through a lot of posts in here. The only reply I would be able to come up with is an emoticon. This one...

originally posted by: Night Star
I have to skim quickly through a lot of posts in here. The only reply I would be able to come up with is an emoticon. This one...

Quick question:
Does your purse have a zipper?

a reply to: Night Star


Evening Night Star. Can I get you a cocktail and a pair of handcuffs?

I just watched the whole history of the toilet.
(Trying to find solutions in the face of the worst drought we ever had.)

But what did stately Victorians do?

After the supper party the men and women separated.
Men just peed in the fireplace.
The ash in the front killed any smell.
OK, we are very uncomplicated creatures in that respect.

But how did the ladies go?
It's a revelation.
Ok, I can't play the video, but with all those layers of clothing, it was yet surprisingly simple.

And to think, the richest people in London (for much of the 19th century) were literally drinking raw sewage.
There was literally poop floating in the glass.

The only people who never got Cholera worked in the breweries.
Because they drank beer all day.

There's a message in there somewhere.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
DB may be annoying,...but he's certainly not "stupid"

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Oh, hahahahah, that's gotta be the funniest thing yet in this thread.

You don't honestly believe that, do you?

Poor DB, come play with the ladies if the boys are going turn on him.

originally posted by: imwilliam
I'd heard he was a advocate for women's sufferage

They all kept trying to explain that to me, I was like 'What do you mean it's about voting? That's a stupid thing to call it!'.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
He's a regular Susan B. Anthony...with a chainsaw.

Ever see her? She's a bit more macho than I am.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz

Poor DB, come play with the ladies if the boys are going turn on him.

Yeah, BD, go play with the ladies. Maybe you wont get arrested this time.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

He's harmless, I'll let him play dress up in my clothes and shoe closet. We will put makeup on him and bows in his hair.

I'm picturing Bugs Bunny in drag .

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I'm picturing Bugs Bunny in drag.

Bugs is too skinny.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

And Bugs has big feet and hands...so there goes that comparison.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Dah-yum.


Maybe tiny hands should stay here with the boys where it's safer.

I'm as happy as a sunbeam.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Because you get to play in my closet?

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

He's harmless, I'll let him play dress up in my clothes and shoe closet. We will put makeup on him and bows in his hair.

I'm picturing Bugs Bunny in drag .

The only bugs in your clothes will be the ones left in them after DB takes them off.

a reply to: IAMTAT

That's true, we better stick him in a hazmat suit and chain him to the tea cart instead.