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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 11:00 AM
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I have a very strict criteria for selecting whom I vote for, for president.

I select whomever can squeeze a raw pineapple between their thighs the hardest and longest wearing nothing but Daisy Dukes and pasties.


The winners last year were. . . .

5. Hillary Clinton
4. Bobby Jindal
3. Gwen Stefanni
2. Zazz

And number one was Trump.
edit on 10-3-2017 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)




posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 11:47 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I always vote for who looks the most formidable wearing a strap-on while ghost hunting.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 12:32 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

I always vote for who looks the most formidable wearing a strap-on while ghost hunting.


That is so biased towards one party though.

I may just go with who looks best is assless chaps in 2020.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 12:41 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

I always vote for who looks the most formidable wearing a strap-on while ghost hunting.


That is so biased towards one party though.

I may just go with who looks best is assless chaps in 2020.


AND THAT...is so biased towards one party.

Everyone knows the democrats already lost their ass#.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 12:43 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Lets compromise.


Best nostril flare.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 12:47 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Lets compromise.


Best nostril flare.



Or...whomever can consume the most kittens in a 10 minute sitting.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 01:00 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird

Yesterday this thread passed your beleoved Shed in number of posts. We tailed off over the night mostly because DB got exhausted opening a bag of Doritos.








posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 01:33 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Lets compromise.


Best nostril flare.



Or...whomever can consume the most kittens in a 10 minute sitting.


Living kittens.

I won't stand for that little loophole that allowed Bernie Sanders to eat 17 dead kittens last time.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 01:34 PM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird

Yesterday this thread passed your beleoved Shed in number of posts. We tailed off over the night mostly because DB got exhausted opening a bag of Doritos.







This is why I don't go to The Shed.

You gals are too rough!



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 02:46 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Lets compromise.


Best nostril flare.



Or...whomever can consume the most kittens in a 10 minute sitting.


Living kittens.

I won't stand for that little loophole that allowed Bernie Sanders to eat 17 dead kittens last time.


In fairness, during the recount, Bernie DID regurgitate more hairballs than Hillary.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 02:51 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
In fairness, during the recount, Bernie DID regurgitate more hairballs than Hillary.


But I think Hillary had him beat because she regurgitated Huma's hair ball.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 03:32 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

The first candidate who can crack a walnut with their butt cheeks wins my vote.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 03:33 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
The first candidate who can crack a walnut with their butt cheeks wins my vote.


I think you could crack a coconut with yours.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 03:36 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I can eat a penny and shoot out braided copper wire.

But I'm not running for. . . . .

Maybe I should run.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 03:39 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I can eat a penny and shoot out braided copper wire.


For $5 I can braid your hair.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 03:49 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I can eat a penny and shoot out braided copper wire.


For $5 I can braid your hair.


Is that $5 PER moob?

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posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 04:00 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm going to campaign against Zazz in 2020.

Hate to throw down like this, but it's for America!

I have a Kenyan birth certificate, I am associated with royalty in Nigeria (they just have to send me the check) and I once voted in an actual election.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 04:05 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm going to campaign against Zazz in 2020.

Hate to throw down like this, but it's for America!

I have a Kenyan birth certificate, I am associated with royalty in Nigeria (they just have to send me the check) and I once voted in an actual election.


I'd really have to know your platform before I vote for you...also...what is your position on wearing a strap-on while ghost hunting?



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 04:09 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm going to campaign against Zazz in 2020.

Hate to throw down like this, but it's for America!

I have a Kenyan birth certificate, I am associated with royalty in Nigeria (they just have to send me the check) and I once voted in an actual election.


I'd really have to know your platform before I vote for you...also...what is your position on wearing a strap-on while ghost hunting?


My platform will be made of plywood and held in place with wood screws.

As long as it's less than 2 inches, I will wear it ghost hunting.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 05:42 PM
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ATTENTION...

It's in BTS, not a locker room, and the T&C still apply. Enough with the adult innuendo, etc.
ATS strives to be family friendly.



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