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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 06:36 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Me and Chirp were taking bets to see how long it would take him.


Take him to what? Plead that he had low blood sugar and to feed him a box of Ho-Hos?




posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 06:38 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Me and Chirp were taking bets to see how long it would take him.


Take him to what? Plead that he had low blood sugar and to feed him a box of Ho-Hos?


No!! Open the damn Doritos!!

I think it's time you had that talk with "Self" again, sheesh.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 06:40 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
No!! Open the damn Doritos!!

I think it's time you had that talk with "Self" again, sheesh.


He can open the Doritos just by thinking about it, it's like his super power. They should put him in the next X-Men film as Brando Man.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 06:45 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hey! Didja see the X-Men movie where JLaw was the blue chick?

So if you were an X-Man (hehe...)...what would your super powers be?



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 06:48 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Hey! Didja see the X-Men movie where JLaw was the blue chick?


I haven't seen any of them but I did see pics from the film and she is still hot.


So if you were an X-Man (hehe...)...what would your super powers be?


Deadly sarcasm.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 06:53 AM
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Deadly sarcasm.


Hmm...more like a secret weapon, cuz they usually never see it coming.
edit on 10-3-2017 by jacygirl because: these quotes brackets are gonna be the death of me



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 06:59 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Hmm...more like a secret weapon, cuz they usually never see it coming.


Right, because I don't have a reputation.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 07:02 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Hmm...more like a secret weapon, cuz they usually never see it coming.


Right, because I don't have a reputation.


It's more like a stigma.
You're an enigma.
With charisma.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 07:04 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

I'm like a fungus.

I grow on you.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 07:39 AM
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If I had a super power. . . .

It would be being able to put on socks without taking a break or using supplemental oxygen.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 09:20 AM
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My super power is the uncanny ability to select the perfect box of wine for any breakfast.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 09:23 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
My super power is the uncanny ability to select the perfect box of wine for any breakfast.


Mine is to pair your breakfast wine with the perfect cut of hostage.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 09:25 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
My super power is the uncanny ability to select the perfect box of wine for any breakfast.


Mine is to pair your breakfast wine with the perfect cut of hostage.


You never disappoint.

BTW...The Meter Maid this morning was superb!
Kudos!



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 09:30 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
BTW...The Meter Maid this morning was superb!
Kudos!


She was a little gristley from all that walking but a slow braise with Barolo and some root vegetables made her fall of the bone tender.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 09:32 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

I'm like a fungus.

I grow on you.



More like a flesh-eating virus...but I digress.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 09:33 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
More like a flesh-eating virus...but I digress.


Better analogy.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 09:35 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
BTW...The Meter Maid this morning was superb!
Kudos!


She was a little gristley from all that walking but a slow braise with Barolo and some root vegetables made her fall of the bone tender.


And your presentation was magnificient!

Garnishing her with shredded parking tickets...was nothing less than 'inspired'!



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 09:35 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
And your presentation was magnificient!

Garnishing her with shredded parking tickets...was nothing less than 'inspired'!


You eat with your eyes.

And then you eat her eyes.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 09:38 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
And your presentation was magnificient!

Garnishing her with shredded parking tickets...was nothing less than 'inspired'!


You eat with your eyes.

And then you eat her eyes.


Never let it be said that we don't appreciate our civil servants.



posted on Mar, 10 2017 @ 09:38 AM
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I eat with my thighs.



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