You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Reminds me of that ugly shower episode at Home Depot.

I can only shop at Costco online.

And then only on with supervision.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Reminds me of that ugly shower episode at Home Depot.

I can only shop at Costco online.

And then only on with supervision.

That is so unfair.
At least they should remove the manacles and ball-gag.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I kinda like those.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I kinda like those.

Costco must really appreciate your business, then.
Buying duct tape, zip-ties and trash bags in bulk really does have it's benefits.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Costco must really appreciate your business, then.
Buying duct tape, zip-ties and trash bags in bulk really does have it's benefits.

And lime. The guys in the garden department love me.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Costco must really appreciate your business, then.
Buying duct tape, zip-ties and trash bags in bulk really does have it's benefits.

And lime. The guys in the garden department love me.

Eddie and the guys there are great!

I buy ALL my wood-chippers from them.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Reminds me of that ugly shower episode at Home Depot.

I can only shop at Costco online.

And then only on with supervision.

I can assume that you have been banned from shopping at Costco?!
I was banned from a Waffle House once.

I got banned from a Red Lobster once.

Haters.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Exactly what were you doing to the lobsters?

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

Exactly what were you doing to the lobsters?

It was all-you-can-eat crab legs. Myself and a few of my colleagues tried to eat "all we could eat".

They were not amused.

I also got kicked out of the Bellagio in Vegas. I played the nickel slots and won. Then started tossing nickels all over the place saying, "Making it rain, bitches! Making it rain!"

They too, were not amused.

I am having a problem and keep finding myself being drawn
into the dark side of ATS.I keep coming back to this thread,
like a moth to the flame, a deer to the headlights.I must
gain strength to break this strange hold you 3 have on me.
I want you 3 to get out of my head and free me from your
power.

WHERE ARE MY DRONES!

I got banned from the Chuck E Cheese ball pit for screaming: 'SHARK!"

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am having a problem and keep finding myself being drawn
into the dark side of ATS.I keep coming back to this thread,
like a moth to the flame, a deer to the headlights.I must
gain strength to break this strange hold you 3 have on me.
I want you 3 to get out of my head and free me from your
power.

Ahhhh, that'd be a nope.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I got banned from the Chuck E Cheese ball pit for screaming: 'SHARK!"

#### that!

You can't see past all the balls, that's a legitimate concern!

originally posted by: mamabeth
I was banned from a Waffle House once.

Naked Twister strikes again.

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am having a problem and keep finding myself being drawn
into the dark side of ATS.I keep coming back to this thread,
like a moth to the flame, a deer to the headlights.I must
gain strength to break this strange hold you 3 have on me.

I want you 3 to get out of my head and free me from your power.

We're staying.
If fact we've just ordered out for pizza.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I got banned from the Chuck E Cheese ball pit for screaming: 'SHARK!"

I remember. Then you started dragging the kids under one by one.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I will bring the beer! What do you like? I drink Miller High Life!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I got banned from the Chuck E Cheese ball pit for screaming: 'SHARK!"

I remember. Then you started dragging the kids under one by one.

Well, it WAS 'Shark Week'.

originally posted by: mamabeth
I will bring the beer! What do you like? I drink Miller High Life!

Do they have something called DB Low Life? I mean it's kinda redundant but I would try it.