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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 09:09 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Reminds me of that ugly shower episode at Home Depot.


I can only shop at Costco online.

And then only on with supervision.




posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 09:13 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Reminds me of that ugly shower episode at Home Depot.


I can only shop at Costco online.

And then only on with supervision.


That is so unfair.
At least they should remove the manacles and ball-gag.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 09:18 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I kinda like those.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 09:29 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I kinda like those.



Costco must really appreciate your business, then.
Buying duct tape, zip-ties and trash bags in bulk really does have it's benefits.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 09:39 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Costco must really appreciate your business, then.
Buying duct tape, zip-ties and trash bags in bulk really does have it's benefits.


And lime. The guys in the garden department love me.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 09:43 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Costco must really appreciate your business, then.
Buying duct tape, zip-ties and trash bags in bulk really does have it's benefits.


And lime. The guys in the garden department love me.


Eddie and the guys there are great!

I buy ALL my wood-chippers from them.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 12:40 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Reminds me of that ugly shower episode at Home Depot.


I can only shop at Costco online.

And then only on with supervision.



I can assume that you have been banned from shopping at Costco?!
I was banned from a Waffle House once.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 12:44 PM
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I got banned from a Red Lobster once.

Haters.




posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 12:49 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Exactly what were you doing to the lobsters?



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 12:51 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

Exactly what were you doing to the lobsters?


It was all-you-can-eat crab legs. Myself and a few of my colleagues tried to eat "all we could eat".

They were not amused.

I also got kicked out of the Bellagio in Vegas. I played the nickel slots and won. Then started tossing nickels all over the place saying, "Making it rain, bitches! Making it rain!"

They too, were not amused.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:06 PM
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I am having a problem and keep finding myself being drawn
into the dark side of ATS.I keep coming back to this thread,
like a moth to the flame, a deer to the headlights.I must
gain strength to break this strange hold you 3 have on me.
I want you 3 to get out of my head and free me from your
power.

WHERE ARE MY DRONES!
edit on 8-3-2017 by mamabeth because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:06 PM
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I got banned from the Chuck E Cheese ball pit for screaming: 'SHARK!"



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:10 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I am having a problem and keep finding myself being drawn
into the dark side of ATS.I keep coming back to this thread,
like a moth to the flame, a deer to the headlights.I must
gain strength to break this strange hold you 3 have on me.
I want you 3 to get out of my head and free me from your
power.


Ahhhh, that'd be a nope.




posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:11 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I got banned from the Chuck E Cheese ball pit for screaming: 'SHARK!"


#### that!

You can't see past all the balls, that's a legitimate concern!



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:14 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I was banned from a Waffle House once.


Naked Twister strikes again.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:14 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I am having a problem and keep finding myself being drawn
into the dark side of ATS.I keep coming back to this thread,
like a moth to the flame, a deer to the headlights.I must
gain strength to break this strange hold you 3 have on me.

I want you 3 to get out of my head and free me from your power.



We're staying.
If fact we've just ordered out for pizza.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:16 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I got banned from the Chuck E Cheese ball pit for screaming: 'SHARK!"


I remember. Then you started dragging the kids under one by one.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:16 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I will bring the beer! What do you like? I drink Miller High Life!



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:17 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I got banned from the Chuck E Cheese ball pit for screaming: 'SHARK!"


I remember. Then you started dragging the kids under one by one.


Well, it WAS 'Shark Week'.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:19 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I will bring the beer! What do you like? I drink Miller High Life!


Do they have something called DB Low Life? I mean it's kinda redundant but I would try it.



edit on 8-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



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