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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 06:44 AM
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originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: jacygirl

because youre faster on the draw?



Nickname is Calamity Jane.




posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 06:45 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

is that really your nickname?

my level IIIA antiballistic tuxedo should keep me comfy and bullet free
edit on 7-3-2017 by dashen because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 06:46 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
I mean, you remind me WHY I have ex husbands...


Plural?!?

I knew you were crazy but I wasn't aware of how deep the crazy ran until now.


Canadian crazy is still a mystery to you I see.
Good.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 06:53 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Canadian crazy is still a mystery to you I see.


I know all aboot it. I dated an Eskimo once.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 06:53 AM
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originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: jacygirl

is that really your nickname?


my level IIIA antiballistic tuxedo should keep me comfy and bullet free


Yes, it really is. I am a Jane.

Love a dude in a tux! (won't help you with the frypan though)



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 06:59 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

Love a dude in a tux! (won't help you with the frypan though)


i think tuxedos in canada are different though




posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 07:02 AM
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a reply to: dashen

Nailed it. That is a Canadian Black Tie affair if I have ever seen one with the exception of the dumb Newfie holding a Coors instead of a Molson.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 07:05 AM
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a reply to: dashen

Imposters!!!
They are NOT drinking Molson's beer!!
(or wearing fur hats with ear flaps)
Faux Canadians, tsk tsk.

My people cry for you.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 08:42 AM
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3 scary things.

Canadians
Relationships
Women.

Might as well be talking about Vampire clowns that are in the shape of spiders!


RUN!



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 10:19 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

3 scary things...Alphabet agencies,Menopausal women and the 3 idiots!



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 10:23 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

3 more scary things

Ninjas with halitosis
TV weathermen
Cranberry juice


edit on 7-3-2017 by DBCowboy because: I spelled jiuice wrong, don't hate me



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 10:27 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

3 more scary things...
Teenagers with cellphones,3 idiots with internet access,empty coffee pot.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 10:30 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

3 more scary things


My wallet (it just stares at me sometimes)
The Statue of Liberty (she might come alive at any minute)
And chiropractors that wear tap-shoes.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 10:49 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

3 more scary things...
Teenager with brand new driver's license.
Donut shop closing down.
Accepting dinner date with the 3 idiots.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 02:22 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

3 more scary things...
Teenager with brand new driver's license.
Donut shop closing down.
Accepting dinner date with the 3 idiots.


It's only scary if they reject your credit card after buying us dinner.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 02:33 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

3 more scary things...
Teenager with brand new driver's license.
Donut shop closing down.
Accepting dinner date with the 3 idiots.


It's only scary if they reject your credit card after buying us dinner.


Seriously? (who's the blonde here?)

You missed the worst of the very worst...Donut shop closing down.

Donut lives matter dude...think of the Timbits, eh??



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 02:50 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
...Timbits, eh??


Is that more Canadian food code like 'double-double'?



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 02:56 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
...Timbits, eh??


Is that more Canadian food code like 'double-double'?


Kinda sorta.
You 'Muricans call them 'donut holes' I believe.



We actually have a problem in this country with enraged drivers pelting each other with Timbits on the highways.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 02:59 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

My god! Its just like Syria!



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:02 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
We actually have a problem in this country with enraged drivers pelting each other with Timbits on the highways.


Sounds like an absolutely hideous thing to do to another human being, pelt them with one ounces pieces of sugar coated fried dough.

It's a wonder your country still exists with such malice like that running rampant on your byways.

And people call us barbaric for shooting you in the face over traffic altercations. Bah!



edit on 7-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



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