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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 05:04 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well i'd try my friend, but i'm afraid i'd more than likely squish my own phalanges instead




posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 05:04 PM
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a reply to: scubagravy

DB squishes his phalanges every time he sits down. Makes you wonder what the hell he's doing...




edit on 8-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 05:18 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Squishy Phalanges was my porn name.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 06:10 PM
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You guys are still at it???

Holy Jokes, Batman!

Hey, why was Batman sad?



His trusted partner was caught Robin!!



Um. You know "Robin" "robbing" as in committing a crime...

Nothing?



I'll let you get back to your squishy phalanges then.



You boys sure know how to have a good time...
(Not being sarcastic AT ALL!)



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 06:14 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

Squishy Phalanges was also my stage name when I was a rodeo clown.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 06:39 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AboveBoard

Squishy Phalanges was also my stage name when I was a rodeo clown.





posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 07:42 PM
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Hi everyone!
Just back from Martini night at the homeless shelter.
They were also doing a lovely chicken tikka masala.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 07:44 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

It's always fun to have your driver go really slow and then you throw quarters out on the street.

Giving is so wonderful.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 07:47 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

It's always fun to have your driver go really slow and then you throw quarters out on the street.

Giving is so wonderful.


I've always foundf you get more bang for your buck throwing nickels.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 07:49 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

If you just run them over, you can collect their bottles and cans and actually make money.

Plus it leaves more food for the quicker hobos and vagabonds.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 07:53 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

If you just run them over, you can collect their bottles and cans and actually make money.

Plus it leaves more food for the quicker hobos and vagabonds.


That's why I always take the Lincoln to the slums. More stopping power.

The Aston Martin is better for mowing down bag ladies.
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posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:00 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
The Aston Martin is better for mowing down bag ladies.


My John Deere is better for mowing down everyone.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:03 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
The Aston Martin is better for mowing down bag ladies.


My John Deere is better for mowing down everyone.


I got a John Deere letter once.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:06 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I got a John Deere letter once.


Me too!

Mine said:

Dear Sir,

Sadly, we cannot remove the amount of bones and flesh embedded in your riding mower's blade. Our suggestion is to limit the amount of people you traverse to a more manageable 5-6 per week. This will enable the material to remove itself during normal usage and not become so impacted.

Regards,
John Deere Customer Service



edit on 8-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:07 PM
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In Star Trek, tractor beams are made by John Deere.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:08 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

In Star Trek, tractor beams are made by John Deere.


And sadly run by Red Shirts who end up running themselves over.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:09 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My letter said,

Dear Sir,
We do not make tractor beams. You're an idiot.

Love,

Mom



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:11 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Can you imagine Star Fleet Academy?

Getting a red shirt and then saying, "Aww crap".



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:14 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Can you imagine Star Fleet Academy?

Getting a red shirt and then saying, "Aww crap".


Would be like joining the Empire, getting a stormtrooper suit and asked to hit the bull's-eye to qualify.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:23 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm a graduate from Hogwarts.



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