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posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:06 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

*snickers*

You all will believe anything!

Truth is, us polite Canadians are leaving a Timbit trail of breadcrumbs for all your refugees to find their way to the Great White North.
You see the 'carnage' of our highway brawls on the fake news, but now you know the truth.

Would I lie to you?




posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:08 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Truth is, us polite Canadians are leaving a Timbit trail of breadcrumbs for all your refugees to find their way to the Great White North.


You'd have better luck with me leaving a trail of poutine and better luck with DB leaving a trail of whale blubber.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:12 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
...Timbits, eh??


Is that more Canadian food code like 'double-double'?







Poor Tim.

You Canadian women are savages.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:14 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Poor Tim.

You Canadian women are savages.


Seriously.

It's not enough to cut Tim's bits off, they then have the temerity to hurl them at other motorists in uncontrollable fits of rage.

This is nuts.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:15 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well...yeah...
But drive-thru window poutine and whale blubber is only available December - March.

"Trump is Messing With Canada"...that's actually a thread title here!!
(He's onto us.)



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:19 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Poor Tim.

You Canadian women are savages.

It's not enough to cut Tim's bits off, they then have the temerity to hurl them at other motorists in uncontrollable fits of rage.



Meh, temerity...tenacity...
(It's cold up here. We have anger issues.)



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:20 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Poor Tim.

You Canadian women are savages.


Seriously.

It's not enough to cut Tim's bits off, they then have the temerity to hurl them at other motorists in uncontrollable fits of rage.

This is nuts.


Explains why there are so many talented Canadian male sopranos.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:22 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Well...yeah...
But drive-thru window poutine and whale blubber is only available December - March.


What the hell are you talking about? December to March in Canada is all year. Cut the bull.


"Trump is Messing With Canada"...that's actually a thread title here!!
(He's onto us.)


He's not your buddy, friend.



edit on 7-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:25 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Explains why there are so many talented Canadian male sopranos.


I would be interested to know how they got to his bits when all of them up there pretty much have permanent shrinkage due to the weather.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:26 PM
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He's not your buddy, pal.


Oh I know. Thanks buddy.

Excuse me for a moment, I need to find a unicorn for IAMTAT...he seems distressed by this conversation. (or is he the llama dude?)


edit on 7-3-2017 by jacygirl because: stupid quotes brackets!!!!!

edit on 7-3-2017 by jacygirl because: one more time and I quit...

edit on 7-3-2017 by jacygirl because: 3rd edit, nothing is showing up...think I've been hacked for telling top secret secrets...on the upside, I just met Julian Assange...lol...



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:31 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Oh I know. Thanks buddy.


I'm not your friend, guy.

Just cause I know this slight of Canadians is going over your head...





edit on 7-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:35 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Explains why there are so many talented Canadian male sopranos.


I would be interested to know how they got to his bits when all of them up there pretty much have permanent shrinkage due to the weather.


Certainly explains why Canadian ladies are always so cranky.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:37 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl



He's not your buddy, pal.


Oh I know. Thanks buddy.

Excuse me for a moment, I need to find a unicorn for IAMTAT...he seems distressed by this conversation. (or is he the llama dude?)



Anything cute with hooves would be nice.
ty



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:37 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Certainly explains why Canadian ladies are always so cranky.


Yeah, I guess if my man had a permanent innie I would be perpetually annoyed too.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:44 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

you know my niebors...?the housevof throwingb kitchen stuff at eachother?
i say hello to my neighbors becausei'm christian...



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:56 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl



He's not your buddy, pal.


Oh I know. Thanks buddy.

Excuse me for a moment, I need to find a unicorn for IAMTAT...he seems distressed by this conversation. (or is he the llama dude?)



Anything cute with hooves would be nice.
ty


Best I can do, sorry. I think I just got 'slighted by South Park'...not quite sure...anyways...



Hola peppycat!



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 03:57 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
I think I just got 'slighted by South Park'...not quite sure...anyways...


Trey and Matt appear to have a boner for Canada.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 04:02 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl



He's not your buddy, pal.


Oh I know. Thanks buddy.

Excuse me for a moment, I need to find a unicorn for IAMTAT...he seems distressed by this conversation. (or is he the llama dude?)



Anything cute with hooves would be nice.
ty



You asked for it and I'm giving it to you anything with hooves...www.imdb.com...



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 04:05 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
I think I just got 'slighted by South Park'...not quite sure...anyways...


Trey and Matt appear to have a boner for Canada.






posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 04:39 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl



He's not your buddy, pal.


Oh I know. Thanks buddy.

Excuse me for a moment, I need to find a unicorn for IAMTAT...he seems distressed by this conversation. (or is he the llama dude?)



Anything cute with hooves would be nice.
ty


Best I can do, sorry. I think I just got 'slighted by South Park'...not quite sure...anyways...



Hola peppycat!





One for you, nice cranky Canadian lady.



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