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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:19 PM
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I was not naked! I was hugging the toilet in the ladies room for dear life.
The room was spinning.
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posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:20 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

I will bring the beer! What do you like? I drink Miller High Life!


I prefer imported.
It's called 'Chèvre Vomir'.

...It's French.
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posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:43 PM
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I am breaking away from the 3 idiots while I can.I am
releasing them from having control over me.I am breaking
their chains and am finally free.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 01:44 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

I was not naked!


That makes one of us.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 02:12 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Who's not nekkid? There is a dress code for this thread.

And my dress is very pretty.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 02:40 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Have you seen this thread? It's called 'The poor man's feast'.

I found it to be false advertising as unlike the poor man's feast that we normally have they did not seem to be feasting on a man who was in dire financial straits.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 02:42 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Were they (at least) eating in front of the poor and mocking them for not having money?



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 02:47 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Have you seen this thread? It's called 'The poor man's feast'.




'All U Can Eat' soup kitchen?



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 02:50 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Were they (at least) eating in front of the poor and mocking them for not having money?


Doubtful. It seemed to be a thread on frugality.

I will show solidarity with them and only use a small amount of foie gras butter on my 28 day aged steak this weekend instead of the monstrous glob I normally apply.

But the 05' Pontet Canet is still being served.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 02:51 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
'All U Can Eat' soup kitchen?


I normally use the drive over.

Erh, I mean, through.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 02:52 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I suppose I too, could be frugal.

I'll let the "help" off before the evening port is decanted.


That's right.

I'll do it myself.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 02:53 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I suppose I too, could be frugal.

I'll let the "help" off before the evening port is decanted.


That's right.

I'll do it myself.


*shudders*

But who will hold the glass and sippy straw up to your mouth? Gunter?



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 02:54 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I am breaking away from the 3 idiots while I can.I am
releasing them from having control over me.I am breaking
their chains and am finally free.


Oh...you'll be back.

All Your Base Are Belong to Us.

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posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 02:55 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Of course Gunther!

After that, he can massage my bunions.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 02:57 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I suppose I too, could be frugal.

I'll let the "help" off before the evening port is decanted.


That's right.

I'll do it myself.



Giblets will be crushed.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 03:00 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

This is how I always picture him after meal time. DBCreosote:




posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 03:03 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wondered when you'd offer me a "wafer thin piece of chocolate!"



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 03:06 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Unlike that slug I could never picture you telling me to 'f** off' because 'you're full'.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 03:08 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I suppose I too, could be frugal.

I'll let the "help" off before the evening port is decanted.


That's right.

I'll do it myself.



Giblets will be crushed.


Giblets will survive.

Just like that time in Bombay when I accidently sold him to a slave trader for a counterfeit Monet.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 03:10 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Just like that time in Bombay when I accidently sold him to a slave trader for a counterfeit Monet.


Seems like a fair trade if you ask me.




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