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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 04:40 PM
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edit on 7-3-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)




posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 04:41 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl



He's not your buddy, pal.


Oh I know. Thanks buddy.

Excuse me for a moment, I need to find a unicorn for IAMTAT...he seems distressed by this conversation. (or is he the llama dude?)



Anything cute with hooves would be nice.
ty



You asked for it and I'm giving it to you anything with hooves...www.imdb.com...


Rosie O'Donnell?



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 04:44 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Nice, thank you!

I pictured you much hairier.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 04:53 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: IAMTAT

Nice, thank you!

I pictured you much hairier.



I wax.

Doing my ears right now.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 05:05 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I wanna do your ears.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 05:09 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I wanna do your ears.



Too late...Sorry.
But you can still squeeze the zits on my back.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 05:10 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Too late...


It's never too late for what I was thinking.



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 11:49 PM
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Damn, I missed all the fun today! No one is home, so I'll spam with random stuff.








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posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 11:58 PM
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Why is there a bobcat sitting at the kitchen table? He looks hungry.




posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 02:09 AM
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I'm thinking about maybe using a 3 guard.
The straight blade is getting messy.
Tequila and a well stropped blade go together like parrots and noses.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 06:21 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

This is not that kind of place. This place is this kind of place:














posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 07:47 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We will also make exceptions for:

Meat Loaf


Dirty socks


Nazi Hummels


Inter-species foreplay


Mason Reese



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 07:48 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

And that's why you're here...



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 07:50 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

And that's why you're here...



That...and the lavish salad bar.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 07:52 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Someone tell DB that 'all you can eat' doesn't mean you stay all day.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:48 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Someone tell DB that 'all you can eat' doesn't mean you stay all day.



Most places wait until he gets up to go to the restroom...and then remove all the chairs.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:53 AM
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Sorry for the absence, I was stuck on the toilet for a couple of days.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:57 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Sorry for the absence, I was stuck on the toilet for a couple of days.


I'm sorry.
Those restroom toilet seats can get sticky over time.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:59 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

It was at Bed, bath & Beyond.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 09:03 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Reminds me of that ugly shower episode at Home Depot.




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