You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Well, of course,...Simon Duggan is a real pro.

I don't have a good feeling about this.
Can you get a flame-thrower?

The man is a genius.

There's a napalm strike inbound.

Excellent.
Keep her talking...and I'll go look for something somewhere else.

You could always go hide in the HELP! She's a nyphomaniac thread. (I think DBs missus penned it)

I've been hearing good things about that thread.

OK lads, Time for Momma to take her grape juice medicine and go to bed.

Gnite Poppets.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I've been hearing good things about that thread.

Needs more DBCowbell.

I man was giving a self-help seminar and he ask the crowd if they had sex with their spouse every week.

Many raised their hands.

Then he asked if the crowd how many had sex every month.

Fewer raised their hands.

Then he asked who had sex once a year.

One guy in the back raised his hand enthusiastically.

When the speaker asked why he was so happy about it, the man said, "Today's the day!"

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I've been hearing good things about that thread.

Needs more DBCowbell.

Stealing that.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Stealing that.

Should be a signature at some point.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I've been hearing good things about that thread.

Needs more DBCowbell.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I've been hearing good things about that thread.

Needs more DBCowbell.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Haha, it looks like the shaved DB's back and glued it to Ferrell's face.

DBCowboy

AKA Dick Bimbo, former male prostitute, PI, cowbell master.

(going to have to change my business cards)

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Haha, it looks like the shaved DB's back and glued it to Ferrell's face.

That finally explains why DB has Will Ferrell's face tattoo'd on his back.

...well, now more of a Will Ferrell tramp stamp, actually.
Things sag over time

a reply to: IAMTAT

a reply to: DBCowboy

Amazing. I'm speechless. Just... *sob*


Sorry.... It's just so beautiful.... *sniffle*

originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: DBCowboy

Amazing. I'm speechless. Just... *sob*


Sorry.... It's just so beautiful.... *sniffle*

I know.

And that's just my thigh.

a reply to: DBCowboy

How did you get that close to Ivanka to get that picture?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Much nicer than your last one.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

How did you get that close to Ivanka to get that picture?

I'm her personal trainer.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Much nicer than your last one.

That is the classiest tattoo I have ever seen.

It's Meryl Streep, isn't it.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Much nicer than your last one.

That is the classiest tattoo I have ever seen.

It's Meryl Streep, isn't it.

You guessed it.
She's one special lady.