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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:44 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Well, of course,...Simon Duggan is a real pro.

I don't have a good feeling about this.
Can you get a flame-thrower?


The man is a genius.

There's a napalm strike inbound.


Excellent.
Keep her talking...and I'll go look for something somewhere else.


You could always go hide in the HELP! She's a nyphomaniac thread. (I think DBs missus penned it)


I've been hearing good things about that thread.




posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:48 PM
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OK lads, Time for Momma to take her grape juice medicine and go to bed.

Gnite Poppets.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:48 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I've been hearing good things about that thread.


Needs more DBCowbell.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:48 PM
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I man was giving a self-help seminar and he ask the crowd if they had sex with their spouse every week.

Many raised their hands.

Then he asked if the crowd how many had sex every month.

Fewer raised their hands.

Then he asked who had sex once a year.

One guy in the back raised his hand enthusiastically.

When the speaker asked why he was so happy about it, the man said, "Today's the day!"



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:49 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I've been hearing good things about that thread.


Needs more DBCowbell.


Stealing that.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:51 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Stealing that.


Should be a signature at some point.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:53 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I've been hearing good things about that thread.


Needs more DBCowbell.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 01:15 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I've been hearing good things about that thread.


Needs more DBCowbell.







posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 01:26 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Haha, it looks like the shaved DB's back and glued it to Ferrell's face.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 01:28 PM
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DBCowboy

AKA Dick Bimbo, former male prostitute, PI, cowbell master.

(going to have to change my business cards)



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 01:38 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Haha, it looks like the shaved DB's back and glued it to Ferrell's face.



That finally explains why DB has Will Ferrell's face tattoo'd on his back.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 01:43 PM
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...well, now more of a Will Ferrell tramp stamp, actually.
Things sag over time



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 02:22 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT




posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 02:52 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Amazing. I'm speechless. Just... *sob*


Sorry.... It's just so beautiful.... *sniffle*



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 02:56 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: DBCowboy

Amazing. I'm speechless. Just... *sob*


Sorry.... It's just so beautiful.... *sniffle*


I know.

And that's just my thigh.




posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 02:57 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

How did you get that close to Ivanka to get that picture?



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 02:58 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT




Much nicer than your last one.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 02:58 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

How did you get that close to Ivanka to get that picture?



I'm her personal trainer.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:00 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT




Much nicer than your last one.


That is the classiest tattoo I have ever seen.

It's Meryl Streep, isn't it.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:02 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT




Much nicer than your last one.


That is the classiest tattoo I have ever seen.

It's Meryl Streep, isn't it.


You guessed it.
She's one special lady.




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