You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

You can never go wrong with the classics!

I think I bought THAT one for my fourth ex-wife.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Speaking of gifting new aprons...Doesn't Augustus have a birthday coming up?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
That was surprising, actually,...because she really seemed to be enjoying the salad tongs.

I know! She loves when we play Pinch the Ham Hocks.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
That was surprising, actually,...because she really seemed to be enjoying the salad tongs.

I know! She loves when we play Pinch the Ham Hocks.

Fun AND tenderizing.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Fun AND tenderizing.

Just like all activities with the fairer sex should be.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Doesn't Augustus have a birthday coming up?

*sigh*

No, it's November 1st. But feel free to send one now, I would wear it.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Doesn't Augustus have a birthday coming up?

*sigh*

No, it's November 1st. But feel free to send one now, I would wear it.

Will someone remind me of this come November? Thank you! Signed The Nosey Elf.

originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Doesn't Augustus have a birthday coming up?

*sigh*

No, it's November 1st. But feel free to send one now, I would wear it.

Will someone remind me of this come November? Thank you! Signed The Nosey Elf.

Psssst! Augie's birthday is November 1st!!

So he's a Scorpio. That explains so much.

a reply to: jacygirl

Yes, we Scorpios are despicable human beings.

What's not to love?

originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Doesn't Augustus have a birthday coming up?

*sigh*

No, it's November 1st. But feel free to send one now, I would wear it.

Will someone remind me of this come November? Thank you! Signed The Nosey Elf.

Night Star...you're too good for this thread.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Night Star...you're too good for this thread.

That really does apply to everyone except you, me and DB.

Do you all get a slimy residue on your skin when you post here?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Night Star...you're too good for this thread.

That really does apply to everyone except you, me and DB.

Do you all get a slimy residue on your skin when you post here?

Yeah.
This is not so much of a thread, as it is a quarantine.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah.
This is not so much of a thread, as it is a quarantine.

Yeah, our personally assigned moderators (yeah, we have those) now only need to look in one thread.

I appreciated the memo from admin that said, "We won't ban you and have you beaten, just as long as you stay in this one thread, where we can collectively ignore you".

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Night Star...you're too good for this thread.

That really does apply to everyone except you, me and DB.

Do you all get a slimy residue on your skin when you post here?

I can't speak for anyone else, but I always come away from this thread feeling like I've just spent all night in a seedy Kentucky strip club, where I realized I dropped $700 and had three drunken strippers named Amber throw up on me.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I can't speak for anyone else, but I always come away from this thread feeling like I've just spent all night in a seedy Kentucky strip club, where I realized I dropped $700 and had three drunken strippers named Amber throw up on me.

I like to think we are the stripper glitter of ATS.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

this thread is so cool and a rad OP,thanks budd...its fun to be a nosey cat...and listen/read in on others...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I never understood stripper glitter

is it that shiny things are sexy ?

" yes honey that's good, I want you to remind me of a public fountain "

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Doesn't Augustus have a birthday coming up?

*sigh*

No, it's November 1st. But feel free to send one now, I would wear it.

Will someone remind me of this come November? Thank you! Signed The Nosey Elf.

Night Star...you're too good for this thread.

Well, someone has to bring a little sunshine in here once in a while. Ya know, just to confuse folks.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Night Star...you're too good for this thread.

That really does apply to everyone except you, me and DB.

Do you all get a slimy residue on your skin when you post here?

I can't speak for anyone else, but I always come away from this thread feeling like I've just spent all night in a seedy Kentucky strip club, where I realized I dropped $700 and had three drunken strippers named Amber throw up on me.

I want Kentucky Fried Chicken now.