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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:02 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm her personal trainer.


Oh, bulls***. If you were she'd be sitting at a White Castle right now scarfing down 15 burgers.




posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:20 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: DBCowboy

Amazing. I'm speechless. Just... *sob*


Sorry.... It's just so beautiful.... *sniffle*


Augustus can give you one just like DB's.
He's got all the necessary equipment...set up down in his...er...parlor.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:22 PM
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Don't listen to IAMTAT, I will not give you one just like DB's.


I will give you DB's which I will flay from his back fat with a rusty scalpel.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:27 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: AboveBoard

Don't listen to IAMTAT, I will not give you one just like DB's.


I will give you DB's which I will flay from his back fat with a rusty scalpel.



You are so generous.
If anyone deserves the VIP package, it's AboveBoard.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:30 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Only issue is if we go all out for her what do we do for Pizza Witch?

We're gonna have to rustle up a sacrifice or something.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:32 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Only issue is if we go all out for her what do we do for Pizza Witch?

We're gonna have to rustle up a sacrifice or something.



Good point.
I don't think a 'Tabby Smoothie' is gonna cut it with her.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:33 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Good point.
I don't think a 'Tabby Smoothie' is gonna cut it with her.


How 'bout we grind up you-know-who and make a Flabby Smoothie?



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:36 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

IDK...Pizza Witches are unpredictable.
Can we get her Justin Beibers foreskin or something?

Witches like it when you surprise them with something nice.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:37 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Witches like it when you surprise them with something nice.


I know! You should see the things I do to keep Zazz happy.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:38 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Witches like it when you surprise them with something nice.


I know! You should see the things I do to keep Zazz happy.


I have.
You showed us the videos last week.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:43 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm her personal trainer.


Oh, bulls***. If you were she'd be sitting at a White Castle right now scarfing down 15 burgers.


That's my type of training.

You see the good job I did with Michelle Obama!



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:43 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
You showed us the videos last week.


Did you catch the thing with the with the melon baller? She thought it would be fun if I broke that out. She was wrong.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:44 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
You see the good job I did with Michelle Obama!


I did and frankly, I have to say, he looks amazing.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:58 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

IDK...Pizza Witches are unpredictable.
Can we get her Justin Beibers foreskin or something?

Witches like it when you surprise them with something nice.


A blender? a set of towels?

The chicks always dig it when you get them towels.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:59 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
The chicks always dig it when you get them towels.


Speaking of chicks and digging, I gotta jet and go stoopervise since this hole ain't gonna dig itself.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 04:47 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

IDK...Pizza Witches are unpredictable.
Can we get her Justin Beibers foreskin or something?

Witches like it when you surprise them with something nice.


A blender? a set of towels?

The chicks always dig it when you get them towels.


You couldn't be more right about that, DB.
But, I'm old school when it comes to giving women gifts...They just love it when you make a little extra effort...and get them something shiny and expensive that they can wear around their neck.

Toaster's don't come with a chain...but, with a little creative knot-tying, the electrical cord works just as well.



edit on 28-2-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 04:56 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
You showed us the videos last week.


Did you catch the thing with the with the melon baller? She thought it would be fun if I broke that out. She was wrong.


That was surprising, actually,...because she really seemed to be enjoying the salad tongs.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 04:58 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

You can never go wrong if you get the little woman an apron.



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 05:10 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

You can never go wrong if you get the little woman an apron.


I got my last wife a great one that said:

"I'm Makin' My Man A Sammich In The Kitchen, Where I Belong!"



posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 05:20 PM
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You can never go wrong with the classics!





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