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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 10:10 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Night Star...you're too good for this thread.


That really does apply to everyone except you, me and DB.

Do you all get a slimy residue on your skin when you post here?


I can't speak for anyone else, but I always come away from this thread feeling like I've just spent all night in a seedy Kentucky strip club, where I realized I dropped $700 and had three drunken strippers named Amber throw up on me.


Ahh, me too!

Thanks for the memories.






posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 10:10 AM
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originally posted by: kibric
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I never understood stripper glitter

is it that shiny things are sexy ?

" yes honey that's good, I want you to remind me of a public fountain "





IDK...but that crap gets EVERYWHERE.

Worse than a day at the beach.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 10:16 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I want Kentucky Fried Chicken now.


The Colonel was a Mason. You sure you trust that stuff?



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 10:27 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I sprinkle holy water on it before eating.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 10:30 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I sprinkle holy water on it before eating.


The Pope is a Mason. You sure you trust that stuff?




edit on 1-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 11:06 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I sprinkle holy water on it before eating.


The Pope is a Mason. You sure you trust that stuff?





Mason Reese is a Mason...

...I trust him!



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 11:08 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

isnt samhain?



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 11:09 AM
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originally posted by: peppycat
a reply to: IAMTAT

isnt samhain?


I think Sam Hain is Augustus' REAL name.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 11:10 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Mason Reese is a Mason...



Holy crap! Mason Reese is DBCowboy!!!!!


Oh wait, he's too skinny.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 11:26 AM
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You Guys should take this act on the road.
do a cross-country tour of perv dungeons, masonic brunches, back alleys, "pizza places", and methadone clinics.

But what to call it?
The "penicillin should clear that right up " tour?
The "masters of moobs" - man boob puppetry?



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 11:45 AM
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originally posted by: dashen
You Guys should take this act on the road.
do a cross-country tour of perv dungeons, masonic brunches, back alleys, "pizza places", and methadone clinics.

But what to call it?
The "penicillin should clear that right up " tour?
The "masters of moobs" - man boob puppetry?


I'm partial to 'Man Boob Puppetry'...but I'll wait for others to weigh in.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 11:49 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: dashen
You Guys should take this act on the road.
do a cross-country tour of perv dungeons, masonic brunches, back alleys, "pizza places", and methadone clinics.

But what to call it?
The "penicillin should clear that right up " tour?
The "masters of moobs" - man boob puppetry?


I'm partial to 'Man Boob Puppetry'...but I'll wait for others to weigh in.


'Weigh in"?

Another fat joke?

Look, just because I sweat if I blink too fast doesn't mean that I'm not as light and as agile as a delicate little butterfly!



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 11:49 AM
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originally posted by: dashen
You Guys should take this act on the road.
do a cross-country tour of perv dungeons, masonic brunches, back alleys, "pizza places", and methadone clinics.

But what to call it?
The "penicillin should clear that right up " tour?
The "masters of moobs" - man boob puppetry?


"Turn Your Head And Cough" World Tour 2017



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 11:51 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm partial to 'Man Boob Puppetry'...but I'll wait for others to weigh in.


"Look! It's a giant flapjack!"

"No! It's a worn out weather balloon!"



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 12:06 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm partial to 'Man Boob Puppetry'...but I'll wait for others to weigh in.


"Look! It's a giant flapjack!"

"No! It's a worn out weather balloon!"


You two may not care about keeping up appearances...but I got myself a NoogleBerry!



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 12:10 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

If I didn't know any better I would say I worked at that company and came up with the name.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 12:14 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

If I didn't know any better I would say I worked at that company and came up with the name.





It's definitely the best 'Male Enhancement' product on the market today.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 12:16 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's definitely the best 'Male Enhancement' product on the market today.


Agreed. Gives new meaning to pumping iron.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 12:18 PM
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there was a gyu on ats thart new aword of some sort...oh i think its on a thread og mine in para normal...thanks
maybe you know when the birthday is...17th of 8/67/89



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 12:24 PM
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originally posted by: peppycat
there was a gyu on ats thart new aword of some sort...oh i think its on a thread og mine in para normal...thanks
maybe you know when the birthday is...17th of 8/67/89


[TAT quickly looks askance at DB & Augustus...while DB & Augustus quickly look up 'askance'.]



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