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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:02 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Beware. . . . .



She's worse than the cartels.




posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:03 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Lure her into a Starbucks with cubes of kale infused tofu.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:06 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Lure her into a Starbucks with cubes of kale infused tofu.


That could work. Or I could sick Australian Trump on her...

'A dingo grabbed my kitty!'



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:08 PM
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Oh sure...and then we all get turned into Meerkats.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:08 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Her weakness is garlic bread sticks.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:10 PM
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...and she probably owns a Cuisinart!



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:10 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

And mommy's special grape juice.

A few of those and she'll be jabbing a red-backed spider nest with her finger and no worries.







edit on 27-2-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:12 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

And mommy's special grape juice.



I heard you talking about me.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:12 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

And mommy's special grape juice.



I heard you talking about me.

ulp!



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:13 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I heard you talking about me.


It was all good stuff. Trust us.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:15 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

How 'bout those Oscars, huh?



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:15 PM
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lol I just went back to the last page and saw you WERE actually talking about me, I heard the wine bell and was summoned magically (I think our Pizza witch sent me the vibe)



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:16 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

And mommy's special grape juice.



I heard you talking about me.


They were.

I wasn't. Honest.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:17 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Dammit! You should've had her hidden cameras turned on.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:18 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

And mommy's special grape juice.



I heard you talking about me.


They were.

I wasn't. Honest.





posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:19 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Dammit! You should've had her hidden cameras turned on.

I found them and covered the lenses in Baby Trump band aids.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:23 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
How 'bout those Oscars, huh?


Oh, yeah, that Emma Stone.


Is she gone?



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:25 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Dammit! You should've had her hidden cameras turned on.


Do you think if I showed them a picture of DB in a speedo they would end up turned on?



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:26 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

I have unicorn band aids.

They don't taste very good.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 09:26 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
How 'bout those Oscars, huh?


Oh, yeah, that Emma Stone.


Is she gone?


I really thought Hacksaw Ridge deserved more recognition.
I don't know...hope she's not getting the Pizza Witch.



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