You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Beware. . . . .

She's worse than the cartels.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Lure her into a Starbucks with cubes of kale infused tofu.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Lure her into a Starbucks with cubes of kale infused tofu.

That could work. Or I could sick Australian Trump on her...

'A dingo grabbed my kitty!'

Oh sure...and then we all get turned into Meerkats.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Her weakness is garlic bread sticks.

...and she probably owns a Cuisinart!

a reply to: DBCowboy

And mommy's special grape juice.

A few of those and she'll be jabbing a red-backed spider nest with her finger and no worries.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

And mommy's special grape juice.

I heard you talking about me.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

And mommy's special grape juice.

I heard you talking about me.

ulp!

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I heard you talking about me.

It was all good stuff. Trust us.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

How 'bout those Oscars, huh?

lol I just went back to the last page and saw you WERE actually talking about me, I heard the wine bell and was summoned magically (I think our Pizza witch sent me the vibe)

originally posted by: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

And mommy's special grape juice.

I heard you talking about me.

They were.

I wasn't. Honest.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Dammit! You should've had her hidden cameras turned on.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

And mommy's special grape juice.

I heard you talking about me.

They were.

I wasn't. Honest.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Dammit! You should've had her hidden cameras turned on.

I found them and covered the lenses in Baby Trump band aids.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
How 'bout those Oscars, huh?

Oh, yeah, that Emma Stone.


Is she gone?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Dammit! You should've had her hidden cameras turned on.

Do you think if I showed them a picture of DB in a speedo they would end up turned on?

a reply to: zazzafrazz

I have unicorn band aids.

They don't taste very good.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
How 'bout those Oscars, huh?

Oh, yeah, that Emma Stone.


Is she gone?

I really thought Hacksaw Ridge deserved more recognition.
I don't know...hope she's not getting the Pizza Witch.