You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: DBCowboy

That was a fun phase...now I'm:

Most of us men have dated a crazy ferret woman at one time in our life...Once.

I read, "Taming of the shrew" and there were no shrews, no rodents of any kind.

Avoid it, it's a rip-off.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe Jacy will be kind and show you a photo of her pet, Future Earmuffs.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe Jacy will be kind and show you a photo of her pet, Future Earmuffs.

I believe in Canada, the ladies wear ferrets as bikini tops.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I read, "Taming of the shrew" and there were no shrews, no rodents of any kind.

Avoid it, it's a rip-off.

More 'Fake Books'.

There hasn't been a great Rodent book since Of Mice And Men.

a reply to: IAMTAT

In fairness though, the mice were a bit of subplot in Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I believe in Canada, the ladies wear ferrets as bikini tops.

'Sometimes'? You're just being polite now.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Makes me think of a fireplace and a log cabin.

Very snug.

As long as the curtains match the carpet.

If the army really found the first aliens:

Private? What is this? Nothing? I want it specieized, analyzed. quantomized, lobotomized and reverse sodomized:

Can you do that for me troop, or are you incompetent?
Were you born incompetent Private?

I'm not incompetent Sir, I'll get right to it Sir!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
More 'Fake Books'.

There hasn't been a great Rodent book since Of Mice And Men.

You still there, Chuck E. Sleaze?

So towards the nadir of my birthday, my drunk buddy starts poking all the guys with his finger.
He pokes me in the ribs, and I almost hit the ceiling.

And my brother on the side tells me: "I knew a guy like you, and he was 'bossies' (bushwhacked from the military)".

You better do something, because you're suffering, and you're insane.

One brother was honest with me.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
More 'Fake Books'.

There hasn't been a great Rodent book since Of Mice And Men.

You still there, Chuck E. Sleaze?

Still here...just hangin' out, doing antifreeze shots with halfoldman here at the Shred.

I've been thinkin' we should try doing an inane and disgusting collaborative story, similar to what the fairy folk have been doing over at the Shed.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
More 'Fake Books'.

There hasn't been a great Rodent book since Of Mice And Men.

You still there, Chuck E. Sleaze?

Still here...just hangin' out, doing antifreeze shots with halfoldman here at the Shred.

I've been thinkin' we should try doing an inane and disgusting collaborative story, similar to what the fairy folk have been doing over at the Shed.

I think that's a fabulous idea!

I'm still trying to figure out how you thread-drift a thread with no direction.

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
More 'Fake Books'.

There hasn't been a great Rodent book since Of Mice And Men.

You still there, Chuck E. Sleaze?

Still here...just hangin' out, doing antifreeze shots with halfoldman here at the Shred.

I've been thinkin' we should try doing an inane and disgusting collaborative story, similar to what the fairy folk have been doing over at the Shed.

I think that's a fabulous idea!

I like what you guys have done so far...it's just missing a few key elements such as decapitations, nazi cows and Mason Reese.

originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
I'm still trying to figure out how you thread-drift a thread with no direction.

Usually a video by "One Direction" or "Backstreet Boys" will do it!


TAT...I was working on a decapitation piece after lurking here last night! (for the story I mean)

originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
I'm still trying to figure out how you thread-drift a thread with no direction.

It's lack of direction is part of it's charm....like a staggering drunk with one foot nailed to the floor.