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originally posted by: jacygirl
originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
I'm still trying to figure out how you thread-drift a thread with no direction.
Usually a video by "One Direction" or "Backstreet Boys" will do it!
TAT...I was working on a decapitation piece after lurking here last night! (for the story I mean)
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
I'm still trying to figure out how you thread-drift a thread with no direction.
It's lack of direction is part of it's charm....like a staggering drunk with one foot nailed to the floor.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: IAMTAT
I've been thinkin' we should try doing an inane and disgusting collaborative story, similar to what the fairy folk have been doing over at the Shed.
As long as you include a unicorn that impales helpless fairies I'm cool.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: IAMTAT
That would be pretty much a given.
And the witches get used as kindling to burn other witches. That too.
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: IAMTAT
That would be pretty much a given.
And the witches get used as kindling to burn other witches. That too.
See...This thing pretty much writes itself.
originally posted by: jacygirl
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: IAMTAT
That would be pretty much a given.
And the witches get used as kindling to burn other witches. That too.
See...This thing pretty much writes itself.
Bahahahaha....I was just going to ask if you guys have already started!!!
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl
It was a dark and stormy night as DB sat in his forest hovel, the rain slashing down in torrents, ringing off the pile of quart whiskey bottles and P.F. Chang takeout containers outside that he forgot to bring to the recycling center. Suddenly, a monstrous cramp racked his enormous body and a thunderous noise was heard that reverberated around the doomed woods.
The small group of woodland creatures foolish enough to reside near his vile abode were instantly vaporized by a mushroom cloud of Hiroshima-like proportions while those residing further away were overcome by his noxious emanation and succumbed to a most horrible death, writhing in agony as the foul air rolled over their tortured bodies.
The woods never recovered and were declared a Federal Superfund Site since they trees now glowed green and had a half-life of 25,000 years.
The End......or is it?
Take that Shedfolk.
originally posted by: IAMTAT
Tat walks in....the bar fall quiet...as he sits beside DB.
How's the beer here, Tat asks?
Not looking up from his drink, DB says: "Tastes like unicorn mucus".
"Great! Make mine a large"...Tat replies.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl
It was a dark and stormy night as DB sat in his forest hovel, the rain slashing down in torrents, ringing off the pile of quart whiskey bottles and P.F. Chang takeout containers outside that he forgot to bring to the recycling center. Suddenly, a monstrous cramp racked his enormous body and a thunderous noise was heard that reverberated around the doomed woods.
The small group of woodland creatures foolish enough to reside near his vile abode were instantly vaporized by a mushroom cloud of Hiroshima-like proportions while those residing further away were overcome by his noxious emanation and succumbed to a most horrible death, writhing in agony as the foul air rolled over their tortured bodies.
The woods never recovered and were declared a Federal Superfund Site since the trees now glowed green and had a half-life of 25,000 years.
The End......or is it?
Take that Shedfolk.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: IAMTAT
Tat walks in....the bar fall quiet...as he sits beside DB.
How's the beer here, Tat asks?
Not looking up from his drink, DB says: "Tastes like unicorn mucus".
"Great! Make mine a large"...Tat replies.
DB looked at Tat and said, "Clownfart Jonny just offered us a job".
"We need a third guy, but it should be simple enough. Kidnap a faery, burn a magic tree and collect a pint of unicorn blood before the next full moon. Clownfart said he'd pay us in gold and get rid of that price that the Canadian witches put on our head."