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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 04:49 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

My 14th birthday was no treat.

My dad took me hunting.


But he gave me a 3 minute head start.



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 04:59 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

My 14th birthday was no treat.

My dad took me hunting.


But he gave me a 3 minute head start.


OMG. My dad and I did a birthday hunting trip too...Although, with his walker, hip replacement and all, he didn't get very far from me in three minutes.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 10:43 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
While everyone was away from the thread, I licked every glass in the place.

You now have my germs.


We can deal with your germs,we do have your DNA and can use it
for nefarious reasons!



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 10:54 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth




posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 11:58 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Then,you just try again until you get it right.I don't give
up very easily,I will eventually win.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 12:34 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Then,you just try again until you get it right.I don't give
up very easily,I will eventually win.


There really is no prize for winning against us unless you count us making you dumb via osmosis a prize.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 01:28 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

Then,you just try again until you get it right.I don't give
up very easily,I will eventually win.



Don't listen to him. He's just trying to diminish what he knows will be a crushing defeat.

Nice try, right?



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 02:18 PM
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Taking a breather from the Northwest Comicon.

my Harley Quinn costume was riding up in the back.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 02:22 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Taking a breather from the Northwest Comicon.

my Harley Quinn costume was riding up in the back.


Ouuuuch.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 02:24 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

I did get to talk with Vince Ward from TWD.

I walked up to him and said, "You're safe here, let's trash Rick".

He laughed his ass off.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 02:27 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I won't be wanting my shorty shorts back now thanks



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 02:29 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy

I won't be wanting my shorty shorts back now thanks


Not sure I can find them now.




posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 02:30 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

They cost me 10 dollars, I don't want your 99 cents change, thanks.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 02:32 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
They cost me 10 dollars...


Wow, big spender, maybe we can be a 1%er like you some day.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 02:33 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Worth every penny!

I got some whistles.

Or high-pitched screams.

Either, or.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 02:33 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Loan DB your shorts to gobble up, and you will only ever get 1% back.

Now you are a 1 percenter too.
edit on 18-3-2017 by zazzafrazz because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 02:36 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Good point.

I still don't understand why he even needs shorts with all that hair. It's like his wearing cashmere boxers.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 02:41 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If you got the swag, you should show it!



posted on Mar, 19 2017 @ 07:28 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy



Just leaving this invitation for you...in case you need a safe place to talk about your feelings.

This has been a public service announcement by The Men of The Shed support group



posted on Mar, 19 2017 @ 07:42 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Just leaving this invitation for you...in case you need a safe place to talk about your feelings.


We should switch, it could be mutually beneficial.

The guys can head over to your thread and add what it needs, intelligent humor, and you women folk can come over here and do what you do best, make sammiches.



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