Uninteresting member confessions

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

How did I miss this awesome thread of awesomeness?

I'm like you too, if it wasn't for mobile I would be a ghost but instead I've become a professional mud slinger.

Oh, and sometimes I literally face palm myself.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

well I feel stupid now

thinking you might really meet up with Babaji

I guess its a feeling I should get used to

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: DBCowboy

You didn't build that sandwich. Someone else built that sandwich for you.

Likely his wife.

Ba-Dum Chsssss.

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: DBCowboy

You didn't build that sandwich. Someone else built that sandwich for you.

Likely his wife.

Ba-Dum Chsssss.

Or those poor saps he's always harassing at Quizno's and withdrawing from the tip jar.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

They no longer allow me to eat at their establishments with my pants off.

No pants?

No tips!

a reply to: DBCowboy

I think I figured it out..

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I often wear pants while I'm posting.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I occasionally eat sandwiches.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

They no longer allow me to eat at their establishments with my pants off.

A) You often wear pants while posting, B) You occasionally eat sandwiches, C) You prefer to eat sandwiches with pants off.

Therefore, it can only be concluded that you are less likely to post while eating sandwiches.

That, sir, is very uninteresting! Well done.

Sigh.

Okay guys. This has been haunting my conscience for so long. Here goes:

My nails are long enough to click on the keys as I type...and I don't file them as often as I should.

Oh the shame!

a reply to: AboveBoard

Just dont become this woman and you'll be fine.

And I also apologize in advance if this is in fact you.

originally posted by: peppycat
a reply to: chr0naut

who or what is Schrodinger, if you don't mind...is he the guy with a cat in a box asking if the cat is alive or in heaven?
cats never die, after nine lives they ascend into being ascended masters...
my belief and confession... i like cats more than humans and cats and Fae are equal in my mind...i like Fae more than humans too! i confess, humans are here sharing the planet..and i deal with being one, constantly.

Nah, cats don't ascend. They just act like they have ascended. Arrogant #$%.

originally posted by: Destinyone

originally posted by: peppycat
a reply to: chr0naut

who or what is Schrodinger, if you don't mind...is he the guy with a cat in a box asking if the cat is alive or in heaven?
cats never die, after nine lives they ascend into being ascended masters...
my belief and confession... i li All rescueske cats more than humans and cats and Fae are equal in my mind...i like Fae more than humans too! i confess, humans are here sharing the planet..and i deal with being one, constantly.

I have 12...yes 12...cats. All rescues. All spayed or neutered most chipped. Also have 1 90 lb dog, Darby. Whom is convinced he is also a cat.

End of confession.

Des

Oh no, a cat lady! Not what I imagined.

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

I thought it was supposed to be uninteresting confessions.



Bleh. I can't even look at that

I am not sure that counts. That's like the equivalent of one of those hoarder types except instead of piles of old newspapers going back to 1960, she has fingernails that go back that far...

Makes you wonder how she
Does anything...

Ok. Scratch that too. *



Pun intended

a reply to: geezlouise

Bathroom posts kick mucho ass.

a reply to: chr0naut

I confess i have learned to act as though cats will do as i say....ughh!
little devas, overqueens or overseers...
i confess, i am under their dominion.

Eh, my family gives me 'the look' for my nit picky stuff.

All the towels have to be folded a certain way and placed in the closet with the folds facing the same direction. All shirts on hangers have to be hung with the front of the shirts facing the left. All dishes go in the dishwasher in a certain way, no exceptions.

(And yes, I will go back and redo any that are 'wrong.')

I have a weird OCD penchant for introducing chaos to otherwise calm situations, especially if I am bored.

For instance, one time this staff pathologist was going to use a projecting microscope to teach us all about different kinds of tumors and cancers. Someone had dropped a half-used tube of vagisil (vaginal yeast infection medicine for women) in the room, and since I arrived first, I stuck it in the microscope between where the light bulb shines, and the microscope slide.

Well ... it wasn't funny like I wanted, but it was chaotic because it took the presenting doctor about 10 minutes of fidgeting with the scope to find out why the light was working, but not showing the picture he wanted.

Then, due to HIS OWN OCD, he picked up the tube of vagisil, and read what it was on the label out loud, looked disgusted, and flung it away into the now-crowded class. Not funny ... just really awkward and uncomfortable for everyone.

Why did I do that? I don't know ... but I have done other random chaotic stuff before, and no doubt will do it again too hah. Maybe I am just a jerk?

I, uh, see dead people. Almost every day.
More importantly tho...I could eat breakfast for every meal.

I confess... I like "bigly".

I shouldn't. It's stupid and it goes against everything I believe about the English language. But I like it, nonetheless.

i know they will be after me for this one, but I confess I told a bunch of Mexicans to vote for trump, not that I am a voter, myself...

My husband and I were test driving a car I wanted.. new Challenger.. and he didnt close the door all the way. I took a corner HARD cause I wanted to see if he would fall out. He didnt. Damn new cars..

last confession and here is three fifty imaginary unicorn dollars,
i forgot, later box in cathlic church
i confess i was an alter server...and i look very female...