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posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 06:45 AM
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a reply to: ketsuko

I am an unpaid grammar nazi at work.I love it.

Your rabbit avatar reminds me of the Donnie Darko rabbit.It scares me.




posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 07:27 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AccessDenied
His name is Luigi.
He hangs out in a drawer in my kitchen...


How did his family react when he first came out of the cupboard?

At first they thought he was trying to undercut his brother Mario. Then they realized he was actually thinking outside the box, so they gave him a huge party that was quite a slice.



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 07:30 AM
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a reply to: AccessDenied

You need to get pasta these puns.



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:11 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: ignorant_ape
what aisle are " severed hands " on - i can never find them in tesco


You need to go to the service meat counter and ask for 'Jeffery'.

Just never NEVER ask Jeffrey for a Rump Roast!



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:11 AM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

How about a pet peeve of mine being that people don't put thread titles in 'title caps.'

I used to work for a newspaper and did the story layouts, so I was conditioned in that regard to where it really annoys me.




posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:16 AM
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My library is the only room in my house with carpeting...so I can pick my nose and flick boogers while I read.



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:36 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
My library is the only room in my house with carpeting...so I can pick my nose and flick boogers while I read.


I bet your cat has squidgy paws?



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:38 AM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I have closet grammar-nazi OCD to the point that on ATS, when I see mistakes in a post I want to reply to, I'll 'quote' the text so I can amend the (your) mistakes as well as add my own comment. That way, when I post it, your mistakes are fixed, and you probably didn't even notice!!




posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:40 AM
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originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I have closet grammar-nazi OCD to the point that on ATS, when I see mistakes in a post I want to reply to, I'll 'quote' the text so I can amend the (your) mistakes as well as add my own comment. That way, when I post it, your mistakes are fixed, and you probably didn't even notice!!



I noficed that you do that otfen!

Warmest

Lags



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:40 AM
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a reply to: Sublimecraft

Your crazy.



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:42 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: IAMTAT
My library is the only room in my house with carpeting...so I can pick my nose and flick boogers while I read.


I bet your cat has squidgy paws?


Not sure what "squidgy" means but, every now and then, we do have to use a putty knife to scrape the dog's feet.

He hates that.



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:43 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Sublimecraft

You're crazy.


like a cat.



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:43 AM
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originally posted by: Sublimecraft
like a cat.


I see what you did their.



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:44 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: IAMTAT
My library is the only room in my house with carpeting...so I can pick my nose and flick boogers while I read.


I bet your cat has squidgy paws?


Not sure what "squidgy" means but, every now and then, we do have to use a putty knife to scrape the dog's feet.

He hates that.


Squidgy : Sticky

oooOOOOer... A putty knife, what are you scraping off the dogs paws... Not putty or boogers I hope?

Warmest

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edit on 21-2-2017 by Lagomorphe because: Booger added



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:48 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
So there you have it. My crazy confession! Bet you can't top that!


I like to drop random crap into people's shopping carts at the supermarket. You know, cereal they didn't buy, feminine products in some dude's cart, a severed hand when no one is looking. Funny things.


You and my husband might be related somehow. He likes to put goodies like cookies, coffees, and expensive bread in the cart when we're out shopping.



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:51 AM
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originally posted by: Cheddarhead
You and my husband might be related somehow.


I truly feel sorry for you.



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:53 AM
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a reply to: Cheddarhead

I hate grocery shopping...so I just look for the healthiest-looking person in the store...and steal their shopping cart.



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:54 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I hate grocery shopping...so I just look for the healthiest-looking person in the store...and steal their shopping cart.


Are you frugal too and wait until after they check out?



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 08:55 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

After my father in law, I can deal with pretty much anything, now.



posted on Feb, 21 2017 @ 09:01 AM
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originally posted by: Cheddarhead
After my father in law, I can deal with pretty much anything, now.


I hear you. My father in law is pretty easy to get along with now. Mostly because he is in an urn on a shelf.




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