Not So Secret Santa Thread

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

About this Christmas gift thing,could you let me know what you would
like to get? So far I have looked into posting photos of mud wrestlers*,
MMA wrestlers* and other manly-man stuff,moonshine aftershave...


*female wrestlers!

originally posted by: mamabeth
About this Christmas gift thing,could you let me know what you would
like to get? So far I have looked into posting photos of mud wrestlers*,
MMA wrestlers* and other manly-man stuff,moonshine aftershave...


*female wrestlers!

Yes.

a reply to: mamabeth

Perhaps a bigger cooking pot, freezer and cellar.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Here you go and I hope you enjoy your Christmas present from me...
www.toptenz.net...

a reply to: Night Star

He would probably prefer a bigger dungeon with more chains.

originally posted by: mamabeth
Here you go and I hope you enjoy your Christmas present from me...
www.toptenz.net...

Oooooh, perfect. I like when they can struggle.

Did no one like their gifts from me?
I spent DAYS getting them together.

Bah humbug!

a reply to: zazzafrazz

I'm thinking a suitable reply while trying to develop a better Christmas party than last year.

Last year's theme of "Bring your own hostage" was a bust.

I think, due to the recent election, that I will serve Cheeto's and whine.

But still working on a theme.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Did no one like their gifts from me?
I spent DAYS getting them together.

Bah humbug!

I like that I went down in the friend zone. That was cool.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Cheetos and wine? I'm in!
So we are having the Office Christmas Party at your Appalachian cabin again? With no say? I'm in!

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy

Cheetos and wine? I'm in!
So we are having the Office Christmas Party at your Appalachian cabin again? With no say? I'm in!

I rented a suite at Trump Towers.

(giggles)

I love parties! I'll even wear the Christmas outfit that Gordi made for me.

a reply to: DBCowboy

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Not sure what image I find more delicious as a snack, yours or the one above you.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

To: AM
From: Santa

Use this before you vote, next time:

a reply to: MotherMayEye

Wait, how do you think I punched Zazz's name in when I voted?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh, geez. I thought you used your filthy hands, but...maybe not!

a reply to: MotherMayEye

Good thing they install curtains on those booths. All I'm saying.

My gift to ATS will be new avvies for everyone! ...That actually look like RL. ATS will look just like a mugshot mag at a convenience store checkout.

a reply to: kosmicjack

You go first!

My gift is not showing my ugly mug in my avatar!