Not So Secret Santa Thread

Here is your chance to post a Christmas gift for your fellow members.

My gift is to DAZ21, my favourite sparring partner from the Acronym Game Thread. He hasn't been around for a while so here's something to lure him back:

A gift of endless frustration and fun.

fantasticcontraption.com...

Here's for antediluvian:

Id like to send a fruit basket to Reldra, Abysha and Swills.
Its been a hard couple of months for them, the elation of a guaranteed Hillary win followed by her crushing defeat could not have been easy to cope with.

On top of that I havent been very understanding towards them given that their world has just exploded, anyone would have trouble dealing with that and I should be taking that into account when they post.

No hard feelings guys

P.s and Merry Christmas

I forgot his christmas card and stocking stuffers:

Here's a sweet car for you all to drive around in:

Because you're awesome.

a reply to: berenike

I got this for Bird:

I also want to give that to Reldra, Kali, Zazz and Spongey. Hopefully they give me a gift and get into a super sexy, hair-pulling cat fight over this.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: berenike
I got this for Bird:

I also want to give that to Reldra, Kali, Zazz and Spongey. Hopefully they give me a gift and get into a super sexy, hair-pulling cat fight over this.

Oh my!

Thanks, I think?

Sorry, Augustus, you will have to choose another gift...there will be no cat fighting over him. I can speak only for myself, of course

*meow*

A selfie of my face when I saw the photo!

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
*meow*

Xmas present level = awesome.

berenike

I'm going with the obvious choice:

Beer for the Men



Wine for the Ladies:



To everyone at ATS..I've annoyed most people here..they deserve a gift from me. Oh..and the Mods! (Mods are people too!)

Thanks,
blend57

a reply to: berenike

My Christmas presents to ATS include;

A nickel
An orange
A half-empty tube of some kind of ointment (smells like garlic)
Some lint at the bottom of my pocket
Free celebrity endorsements from Kayne West
A free haircut from Donald Trump's barber
An unwatched copy of the "Ghostbusters" remake (in Betamax)
A cat meme that you can post on your Facebook
A collection of coloring books direct from the Joe Biden Library

a reply to: DBCowboy

What an amazing list. You truly are ATS's secret Satan.

Okay, okay, everybdy else gets a copy of Lobo's Paramilitary Christmas Special!

It's a sensational! The Easter Bunny hires Lobo to whack Santa for being such an attention monger.

Here is my present for ATS - Dr Who's Sonic Screwdriver to help with the maintenance:


And a rather tasteful handkerchief so we can all mop our brows with relief when they're done maintaining:


...

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

"Die, you naughty bastard" - priceless.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: berenike

I got this for Bird:

I also want to give that to Reldra, Kali, Zazz and Spongey. Hopefully they give me a gift and get into a super sexy, hair-pulling cat fight over this.

Oh my...

Not so sure I want a guy who wears the same bra size as me ?

We might fight over my Victoria's Secret collection.






Would you mind if I traded it in for one of these models instead ?







I kinda like em a little more rough around the edges.

... particularly when their lugging a log

... whilst wearing a skirt.


*purr purr*

a reply to: CranialSponge

meninkilts.com...

Probably not the same guys, but they've got free estimates.

Here's my not-so-secret santa gift for the Augmeister:






I hope it's everything you dreamed of snookums.

originally posted by: JesusXst
a reply to: CranialSponge

meninkilts.com...

Probably not the same guys, but they've got free estimates.

I think I suddenly feel the urge to get my windows cleaned.

Hopefully they have a ladder to climb up to the second story windows...

*cough*

a reply to: CranialSponge

lol

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: berenike

I got this for Bird:

I also want to give that to Reldra, Kali, Zazz and Spongey. Hopefully they give me a gift and get into a super sexy, hair-pulling cat fight over this.

Dear god he is nasty! Not my taste at all! Gals don't want a guy that spends more time waxing and in the mirror than we do.
Is it bad to say not to a gift?

Happy Holidays ATS ! (note the seasons greeting of choice I placed gently here in thread to trigger some)

For the Gents of ATS I hand out free Budgie Smugglers and a MacGyver Starter Kit



For the Ladies a limited addition 1990 Salt N Pepper Power Poster and an exclusive invite to the morning after walk of shame with Barbie on New Years Day.



BTW/ DBs Office Christmas Party didn't end well last year, so who is hosting this years?

Gus ended up in the ultimate friend zone with TNmockingbird on his shoulders..... it all went down from there.