Not So Secret Santa Thread

Here's a Christmas gift for all ATS members to remind us that we can all get along:

a reply to: berenike

Here's a Christmas gift for all ATS members to remind us that we can all get along

As much as I can appreciate your attempt to spread the love (gawd knows this place desperately needs it), I don't think that will be happening any time soon.

Peace on earth and goodwill toward men ?

Hardy har har.

So long as American ATS members continue to childishly bait and attack one another (and everyone else around the planet who's branded with the 'leftie' label)... day after day after nauseating day... ATS will not be sharing 'peace and joy to the world' in the foreseeable future.

My leftie libtard socialist progressive commie pinko Canadian ass is pretty fed up with all the infantile bull**** around this place.








Sorry for raining on your parade berenike.

Apparently I need to vent, and I need to vent badly.




I'll just shut up now and go back to my snowflake safe space, put on my big girl skinny jeans, drink my non-fat soy spiced pumpkin latte, light a vanilla candle, and hug a tree.

originally posted by: CranialSponge

So long as American ATS members continue to childishly bait and attack one another (and everyone else around the planet who's branded with the 'leftie' label)... day after day after nauseating day... ATS will not be sharing 'peace and joy to the world' in the foreseeable future.

My leftie libtard socialist progressive commie pinko Canadian ass is pretty fed up with all the infantile bull**** around this place.

Quoted for truth!

originally posted by: CranialSponge
...put on my big girl skinny jeans...

You're such a Canadian loosah putting on your own jeans.

My personal assistant helps me put my big girl skinny jeans.

a reply to: berenike

I wish it was two animal that I like to eat getting along so well, that way when I stuff one inside of the other, they can become one, and after I retrieve them from the oven, we shall all become one.

One love as they say.

a reply to: Lysergic

Like a piglet-veal peace offering, I like your thinkin' you bad hombre.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Thats some gnarly Namaste right there.

a reply to: Lysergic

Go pig or go home.

originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: berenike

I wish it was two animal that I like to eat getting along so well, that way when I stuff one inside of the other, they can become one, and after I retrieve them from the oven, we shall all become one.

One love as they say.

Here's three. I pushed the boat out for you because it's Christmas.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You're such a Canadian loosah putting on your own jeans.

My personal assistant helps me put my big girl skinny jeans.

Thanks for attempting to inject my veins with a comedic intravenous drip.

Unfortunately, I'm just not feeling it anymore... I've "lost that lovin' feeling" for this place.

Not even these cheery xmas threads are cutting it these days.



Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Seasons Greetings, and Happy Festivus For The Rest of Us.

If anyone needs me, I'll be down the hall hiding out in the Lurker Room... just ask for the drooling idiot rocking back and forth in the corner.

a reply to: CranialSponge

I wasn't sure how to approach this. I'd thought of pointing out that this was my 'safe space' but I'd be prepared to allow that your need to vent was greater than my need to have a happy Christmas thread where people could have a laugh and give silly virtual presents to their friends.

I could have pointed out that all the Americans here have been playing along and you're about the only one putting a damper on things. But that seemed a bit of an emotional approach and not really my sort of thing.

I was going to go the route of ignoring it altogether, which is much more my style, but doesn't help you to see where you went wrong. Plus you've done it twice now.

So, I'll deviate from my comfort zone and give it to you straight: Wrong time and place for your rant. The sort of people who might appreciate it aren't here.

Look what you did to me. Is that how you want me to spend Christmas?


Anyway, here's your present. I reserved you a place in the Rant Forum:

a reply to: CranialSponge

I dislike seeing people sad so...I got you this...

It's a 'multi' tool

Now for my not so secret Santa gift for a very special friend, I bought him an island (tonight maybe?)

With beautiful women living there


and, an endless supply of his favorite drink

No, I won't be serving it, my pic is merely an example

P.S. These threads aren't his cup of tea necessarily but, perhaps he'll pop in!

originally posted by: berenike
Here's a Christmas gift for all ATS members to remind us that we can all get along:

I loved this! OMG, so adorable!

a reply to: TNMockingbird

That Hot Lips, is it really multi-tool? And is there more than one on offer please?

Because if the strap can be adjusted to fit round my waist it wouldn't half keep my bum warm.

Merry Catholic Christmas to you all!



...And, no, for those wondering, Russia is not trying to influence Christmas!

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Southern Comfort is my all time favorite drink,yum!

a reply to: kaylaluv

I am not surprised by your remark in agreeing with a post that wasn't
appropriate for this type of thread.Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy
New Year.

a reply to: Nikola014

Vashe zrodovye.

Or 'bottoms up' as we say in Blighty.

Influence Christmas if you want to - you couldn't do much worse than I'm managing.

a reply to: Night Star

Try this - it's a very old ad so the quality isn't great: