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Not So Secret Santa Thread

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posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 10:56 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Not sure what image I find more delicious as a snack, yours or the one above you.



Wait...what? But...but, you'd miss me. I know you would!




posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 10:57 PM
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a reply to: JinMI

Don't lie! You don't have an ugly mug! Oh by the way, you're late for the night shift in the shed.



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 07:58 AM
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originally posted by: Night Star
Wait...what? But...but, you'd miss me. I know you would!


You would be with me forever. In my belly.



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 09:00 AM
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originally posted by: MotherMayEye
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

To: AM
From: Santa

Use this before you vote, next time:



Tell Santa:
Gotta cover your sleigh before she plays!


edit on 13-12-2016 by IgnoranceIsntBlisss because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 11:58 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well that's a comforting thought.




posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 02:21 PM
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Scratch that, it should have read:

Tell Santa:
Gotta cover your sleigh before Pay To Play.


originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
Tell Santa:
Gotta cover your sleigh before she plays!






posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:17 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
Well that's a comforting thought.



Helping people is what I do for a living. Glad I could afford you the same service.



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:24 PM
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Next week will be the first time in 3 years that I've had a real vacation.

So I might be able to relax a little and try to be light-hearted instead of being too intense and focused all the time.



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:25 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I may temporarily lose my password or ask for a Posting Ban.



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:28 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy




instead of being too intense and focused all the time.


yes you have been breaking enemy codes
for a while now...



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:29 PM
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As a christmas gift to you I will try and stay sober and awake for more than 2 hours of this years new years eve thread.

Try though...



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:31 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

I truly am touched that you would make such a heroic effort for me and I hope that you get smashed out of your gourd by 1PM my time so I can revel in your liver-exploding intoxication.



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:38 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus




posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:38 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

I may temporarily lose my password or ask for a Posting Ban.



Look, when the voices in my head are telling me to take a break. . . when I can't even make Gunther (the sad German intern) cry, then you know it's time.



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:39 PM
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originally posted by: kibric
a reply to: DBCowboy




instead of being too intense and focused all the time.


yes you have been breaking enemy codes
for a while now...


I've been breaking wind, does that count?



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:41 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

a valuable service...



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:42 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Look, when the voices in my head are telling me to take a break. . . when I can't even make Gunther (the sad German intern) cry, then you know it's time.


Try telling him a knock-knock joke, Germans are notoriously humorless, this should make him cry.



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:46 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One.

Because they are efficient and have no sense of humor.



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:46 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus




Helping people is what I do for a living


do they even have Christmas in hell ?
edit on 13-12-2016 by kibric because: boo



posted on Dec, 13 2016 @ 03:48 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One.

Because they are efficient and have no sense of humor.


I like that one because it always gets them annoyed.

If they showed emotions.



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