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Not So Secret Santa Thread

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posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 11:25 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Gals don't want a guy that spends more time waxing and in the mirror than we do.


Good thing I didn't offer myself.




posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 01:22 PM
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For me liberal buddies:


For me snowflake buddies:


For me conservative buddies:


And for all the trolls:



posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:10 PM
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For everyone...




posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:15 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

That looks delicious! Thank you.



posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:22 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Night Star

That looks delicious! Thank you.



Did I mention that they can easily sense and turn on those who don't love them? OMG, that didn't come out right at all. Ummm...It will kill you before you can kill it. There, that's better.
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posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:22 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
For everyone...



Read my signature. . . . .



posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:23 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
Did I mention that they can easily sense and turn on those who don't love them?


Oh noes! Well, it wouldn't be the first kitten I stomped.



Today.



posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:24 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh my, this isn't turning out as well as I planned.




posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:25 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
Oh my, this isn't turning out as well as I planned.


I think it's purr-fect.



posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:25 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Even the Grinch changed his ways. There is hope for you yet.



posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:26 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
Even the Grinch changed his ways. There is hope for you yet.


I am not a flip-flopping pansy like him.



posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:26 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh my, this isn't turning out as well as I planned.



Sorry.




posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:31 PM
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Murry Axmas


edit on 12-12-2016 by Lysergic because: I brought too much coal for the entire class.



posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:37 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Gals don't want a guy that spends more time waxing and in the mirror than we do.


Good thing I didn't offer myself.


Not to worry,you always throw small fish back in to catch later when grown.
Ahh fish,a cats favorite food!
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posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:42 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Except in this case you caught an anaconda.

Merry Xmas!!!!!





edit on 12-12-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Zazz 2020!



posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:46 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth

Except in this case you caught an anaconda.

Merry Xmas!!!!!









posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:49 PM
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Even anacondas start out small and take years to grow big.No cats or kittens will be stomped
on my watch.I will find something for you for Christmas and post it when I find it.



posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:51 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
Even the Grinch changed his ways. There is hope for you yet.


I am not a flip-flopping pansy like him.


Bah, humbug! I had a good reply, but then I would sound like an evil elf



posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:52 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth


Yay for the kitty defender!







posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 03:07 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Even anacondas start out small and take years to grow big.


Nope, just a few seconds.



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